itsgroundhogdayagain

joined 2 years ago

Double secret sanctions!

Scream Guy seems a little out of place

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 50 points 1 month ago

The book burners are always the good guys, right?

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or maybe you've been in purgatory since you were born?

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 92 points 1 month ago (19 children)

Who would microwave a ziplock bag? Freezer, sure, but microwave?

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's Jimmy Patterson!

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

All of the children were cheering for me, chanting my name, showering my beloved vehicle with praise! But then, disaster struck and they turned on me like Judas!

Nice to know politicians haven't changed

I'm Gingham Cornell and welcome to Dogs and Cats: Living Together!

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why would you deny us this masterpiece?

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 month ago

Isn't that every month down there?

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago

"Football field-sized flying saucers hiding in clouds." Yeah, I saw that movie too.

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