jaemo

joined 2 years ago
[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Too bad what that country actually needs now is "Logic".

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Nonplussed Pikachu face, devoid of any expression of surprise

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Look, fifty thousand years ago there were these three guys spread out across the plain, and they each heard something rustling in the grass. The first one thought it was a tiger, and he ran like hell, and it was a tiger but the guy got away. The second one thought the rustling was a tiger, and he ran like hell, but it was only the wind and his friends all laughed at him for being such a chickenshit. But the third guy, he thought it was only the wind, so he shrugged it off and a tiger had him for dinner.

And the same thing happened a million times across ten thousand generations—and after a while everyone was seeing tigers in the grass even when there weren’t any tigers, because even chickenshits have more kids than corpses do.

And from those humble beginnings we learned to see faces in the clouds and portents in the stars, to see agency in randomness, because natural selection favors the paranoid. Even here in the twenty-first century you can make people more honest just by scribbling a pair of eyes on the wall with a Sharpie. Even now, we are wired to believe that unseen things are watching us.

All that is to say, categorially, no shit Sherlock. Way to summarize our inheritance with a snarky comment. I hope your brain released endorphins on your behalf when you post this drivel - then at least someone can appreciate your hard work, but you're neither clever, original, kind, or creative. You're just also seeing eyes somewhere in the bushes that aren't there too. OP had every reason to call you out for your asinine response; you're a nexus of singularly offensive manners accompanying a lame username. Probably a good idea to take a mental health day from the internet.

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Ew.

No.

Considering what consuming American culture has done to Americans, it's probably better not to ingest any of that fucking swill.

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

Because their ENTIRE IDENTITY is grievance politics. If they cannot have their way, and, of far greater importance, force their way on YOU, well what's the point of chewing through the gurney straps and escaping the institute every morning then?

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Well no shit. It's a nation state sized factory that produces fucking monsters.

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I dunno. Sounds like the raving lunacy brought on by the "woke body mind virus" to me. The deep antilife state at work.

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Username definitely checks out.

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Thanks chuckles. Hey, remember when the Canadian electorate REJECTED YOU AND YOU LOST AND YOU HAD TO QUIT YOUR JOB?

I do.

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

Ok. This Canadian just cancelled his digital services.

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"You wouldn't imagine downloading a car, would you?"

Well? Would you?!

.....?

ANSWER ME!!

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