It feels more like sucking a nipple than getting your nipple sucked. Plus I have to do it in such an awkward way that it's just not nice :)

Lol ok I'm sorry, is it cum?

It's very interesting to me that people tend to mention tax breaks for marriage because it's just not the case except if one of the spouses does not work or makes significantly less than the other. For example, when I was married, our taxes went up by about 6k a year. It's called the marriage penalty tax. A lot of these other benefits also depended entirely on the state/job/facility and are still required to be granted via other documentation. For example, Florida is a probate state and requires a will regardless of marital status or you have to go through probate (ask me how I know). Medical decisions and adoption seem to be important benefits, but these can also happen without marriage. Survivor's benefits are interesting as well because those don't generally extend past the last owed check, but do still go through probate if you're in a probate state.

Ravenholm in Half Life 2 cause I get scared. Why yes. You are correct, I am a wussy little piss baby.

I honestly don't understand why recent Ubuntu releases are popular. However, I enjoyed it in the early 2000s. There was another popular release a few years ago that had zero hotkeys enabled and I have never felt more disgusted by a release in my life. I can't even remember what it's called, it traumatized me hahaha.

Exactly what a poser would say 😎

Overall it's honestly been a really good Christmas. I've never enjoyed this time of year because of the family stress and financial obligations (re: family stress) but my partner made it pretty incredible this year. I won't lie and I hate to be negative ,but I'm kind of in awe and scared that something horrible is going to break this winning streak.

Poser alert!

What about vio life cheese? That stuff is pretty dang good. Daiya can fuck right off

Remember when Android was entirely open source?

We're all queer down here

Care to elaborate?