Point taken but, and hear me out here, what if he busted out a ukulele and did the apology in song?
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Definitely would be a positive outcome.
I have a workmate who loves to act dumb. We’ve decided fish aren’t animals, they are indeed fish, we’ve also decided jellyfish are crustaceans.
Do we have to decide to share the Nobel prize or does a committee decide that for us?
My parents: “People in our days were men or women, no in between.”
Also my parents: “Yeah, Joe Bloggs, the guy who’s worn womens clothes and accessories for 40 years.”
Pick a lane, do they not exist or have existed for decades?!
“This is unnatural.” - That Pig, probably.
I can’t believe you’d link to the radical left wing woke Fakepedia instead of the fact based Grokpedia. /S
Stoat made a small mention in their name change blog that there’s a big update in the pipeline to bring in voice chat and screen sharing, two of the fundamental functions used by every Discord user that I know. If Stoat manages to bring those two features in at a similar parity to Discord then it’ll be a legitimate candidate for a Discord replacement.
Unfortunately, from my research most other platforms either don’t have voice and screen share at all or they do but it’s implemented in a way that’s far from optimal.
The micro-hydrogen Avifuel Cells™ they run on are super expensive.
Could literally be me but 10 years instead of 15. I hope you’re doing so much better now and that many positive things come your way.
No idea what you’re talking about.
They’re referring to an old controversy that was a mixture of bad decisions and conspiracy. They’ve now linked an article to the outcome of it. I won’t cover the whole thing but Apple “let slip” and “admitted” to slowing down old phones. This obviously feeds into the planned obsolescence conspiracies but at the time it wasn’t exactly hidden, Apple (one of their higher ups though I can’t think of who) said they were doing it.
The real issue was that it was implemented without transparency. The point is the device underclocks to prevent unexpected shut downs which makes it slower as a trade off for stability. Devices still do this, but it’s now shown in the settings and warns that the battery needs replacing.
The speed with which Mlem introduced the iOS 26 theming was very impressive and very well done!
It’s apps like Mlem that make browsing Lemmy a joy to me.
Resident Evil coming to life before our eyes. What next, giant underground installations throughout the countrysi- oh… oh no…