Cars sometimes leak poison :(

Because I hate hamas

If you hate terrorists then what the fuck are you doing defending Israel like this?

You know how some shows are 23 minutes long and some are 42? The reason for those odd times is because the shows had half an hour or an hour timeslots and the rest of it would be ads, so in an hour show you would get nearly 20 minutes of ads

What's worse is with long running shows like mythbusters you can see the shows runtime slowly being chipped away in favor of more ads, the 2003 season's episodes had runtimes of 50 minutes, by 2016 it was down to 42

Ah yes, the Federal Unemployment Tax Act

You're fine, the ghost behind you on the other hand...

Second only to the hatred I feel for the cheeky fuck who says "why would you possibly want to do that that's dumb" to someone looking to do something niche

I wonder what the odds are of this being written by that user benchmark guy

Try installing debian some time, the installer makes windows' installer feel like its for a piece of software you got of a sketchy site that wants to install 16 other things not even related to it

I would think a later death at the end of a captive bolt pistol would be preferable to being torn apart now by wild animals

The ad sounds like it is referring to an adult toy known as a strap on

Just gonna mention that said cartoon is canonically in elementary school...