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Half the office is on vacation anyway (discuit.net)
submitted 7 months ago by kerplink@lemmy.sedimentarymountains.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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Last Christmas I gave you my ______ by kerplink in c/askouija@lemmy.world
john by kerplink in c/imageai@sh.itjust.works
[-] kerplink@lemmy.sedimentarymountains.com 7 points 8 months ago

Aww, the kiwifruit cyclops is giving birth!

Spirits, what’s the first thing you do in the morning? by kerplink in c/askouija@lemmy.world
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Kuwait 2.0? (lemmy.sedimentarymountains.com)
submitted 8 months ago by kerplink@lemmy.sedimentarymountains.com to c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
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Classic movie trivia (lemmy.sedimentarymountains.com)
submitted 8 months ago by kerplink@lemmy.sedimentarymountains.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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What is a sentence that makes you predict the rest of the story? by kerplink in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] kerplink@lemmy.sedimentarymountains.com 25 points 8 months ago

See also, "Nobody likes to say it out loud, but..."

You've been instantly teleported two feet to the left. How does this affect you? by kerplink in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] kerplink@lemmy.sedimentarymountains.com 28 points 8 months ago

I'm now having an uncomfortable moment with the airline passenger in seat 26A.

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Oh good, I was worried the furnace was dying (lemmy.sedimentarymountains.com)
submitted 8 months ago by kerplink@lemmy.sedimentarymountains.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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You are a ______, Harry. by kerplink in c/askouija@lemmy.world
Everyone knows Obama’s last name, but what is Obama’s middle name? by kerplink in c/askouija@lemmy.world
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Scandinavian weather in October (climate.copernicus.eu)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by kerplink@lemmy.sedimentarymountains.com to c/fuckyouinparticular@lemmy.world
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Source: https://climate.copernicus.eu/surface-air-temperature-october-2023

The newest Olympic sport is extreme _____, and I just qualified for the national team. by kerplink in c/askouija@lemmy.world
The newest Olympic sport is extreme _____, and I just qualified for the national team. by kerplink in c/askouija@lemmy.world
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Did you hear about the candidate that is stealing ballots from election boxes? (lemmy.sedimentarymountains.com)
submitted 9 months ago by kerplink@lemmy.sedimentarymountains.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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He's got my vote!

Undercelebrated holidays/celebrations by kerplink in c/casualconversation@lemmy.world
[-] kerplink@lemmy.sedimentarymountains.com 7 points 9 months ago

When I was in college we once threw a Martin Luther King Jr. Day Eve party. Formal attire, sparkling wine, and we had a countdown to midnight when everyone shouted, "Happy Martin Luther King Jr Day!"

Now my family sometimes celebrates half birthdays, or quarter-birthdays. We also make up birthdays for stuffed animals. Any excuse for a party.

swans rule by kerplink in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[-] kerplink@lemmy.sedimentarymountains.com 34 points 9 months ago

Can we get a NSFW tag in here? I like oglaf and all, but it's something I only want on my screen in certain settings.

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[Old repost from Imgur] My sister's boyfriend was born with an underdeveloped hand. This was their Halloween costume (i.imgur.com)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by kerplink@lemmy.sedimentarymountains.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
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Not actually my picture. I stole this and kept the original title.
Source: https://imgur.com/wIhWelK

Florida’s “War on Woke” Is Spurring a Brain Drain by kerplink in c/politics@lemmy.world
[-] kerplink@lemmy.sedimentarymountains.com 54 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Anti-intellectual populism is a core tenent of the Republican platform. This is exactly what they want. Florida is getting what it voted for.

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Ohio: The Candle (lemmy.sedimentarymountains.com)
submitted 1 year ago by kerplink@lemmy.sedimentarymountains.com to c/fuckyouinparticular@lemmy.world
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An actual candle sold here.

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