laziestflagellant

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[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If it happens I can only hope watching their zoomer children getting domed on censored bodycam footage on TV channels shakes some of the bloodlust out of Americans

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

I'm still using a weird pirated 2015.5 version of photoshop. I've used the modern versions for professional stuff and genuinely the only thing the 2015.5 version is missing is the mirror function. All other improvements have been incremental.

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They genuinely believe that cows are all grass fed and don't know that even pasture raised cattle are, by vast majority, supplemented with or 'finished on' soy and corn.

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 87 points 1 month ago (14 children)

Reddit is wall to wall tinyman square xinnie the pooh deepseek memes right now so we'll see if that pans out for them

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

spoilershinzo abe pack chernobyl 1000 degrees knife son of a b*tch nirvana haze

This situation is like adding a face layer onto your graphics rendering in a game engine and setting it so the face becomes pained when the fps drops and becomes happy when the fps is high. Then tracking if that facial system increases fps performance as a test to see if your game engine is sentient.

it is a fancy calculator. It is using its neural network to calculate fancy math just like a modern video game engine. Making it output a text response related to pain is just the same as adding a face on the HUD, except the video game example is actually quantified to something, whereas the LLM is just keeping the 'pain meter' in its input context it uses to calculate a text response with.

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Critical support for turning the treat printers into prescription printers?

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For back in our forefathers' time, the devils ruled this land

They made cruel wars and laws to rule the folks on every hand

They spoiled the land and water, and they poisoned half the sky

They cared for nothing but their power, though man and nature die

[...]

They hid themselves below the ground and left the people here

Amid the blight that they had made and even they must fear

But still the people stayed alive, and well they promised then

That all the devils hid in Hell would never rule again

Pile high, pile high, the devil's underground

Pile high, pile high, keep the devil down

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Robert Pattison???

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

A monster codex in the in-game, in-universe glossary of terms in FF16 spoils the identity of the True Big Bad a full story arc before the character is actually introduced.

'In-universe' as in the glossary is supposed to be something filled out by the protags themselves based on knowledge they would know through story events or research.

It's even funnier when the game has been patched multiple times and the entry hasn't been altered or pushed back to unlock after that point of story progression.

Must have been an overlooked localization fluke or something.

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Stardew Valley's music fucking slaps idk why a concert would be surprising

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

US Capital doesn't want other world powers to perfect the ai-powered human face targeting auto-turrets before they do imo

 

This is my second time around and I'm acting like this? Falling for basic ass pitfalls? NO prior knowledge of the meta? Cringe.

on the other hand if this is where I ended up after being stuck as a cicada a few times in a row then maybe I can cut myself some slack

 

dril I'll be here all week

 

cri

You just can't. There's too many of them. And they keep making more of them! When will the suffering end?

ooooooooooooooh

They should stop making games for at least a year so I can catch up.

 

This is not a high effort bit, this 'youtuber' has already made a name for himself outsourcing his videos to other people writing scripts and running it through an AI model of his voice. He's almost certainly doing it as a proof of concept tech demo to sell the AI pipeline and consulting to other media agencies but yeesh

lol. lmao.

 

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Anti-piracy Nintendo paypigs have failed to consider how effective the wear and tear aspect of data rot is at eroding media preservation

 

look at its fuckin peets.

you just know it would go flap flap flap if it waddled across a linoleum floor

 

yim yum

 

todd NOOOOO

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

In my defense I picked up a cheap used VR headset and playing Skyrim in VR and holding all the sparkly spells in your hands is genuinely a pretty novel and magical experience

 

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What the fuck is the 'authentic experience' of a chicken nugget that seitan is incapable of replicating, anyways? Also the burger patties I ate in school as a cringe baby carnist were 60% TVP soy to begin with, so if anything I'm being even more honest with my frozen slabs now

 

Like me sadness

Please I just want to jam out a little to Undertale tracks what the hell is this

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