[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You know how humans and livestock now make up like 80% of all mammal biomass and all other animal families are rapidly declining? That's how

yea

We are taking people who were meant to have a few more cycles jumping between lives of exotic weasels and dung beetles and instead they're here inventing machine learning 'enchanced' 'AI powered fridges'

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

170,000 square kilometers of the most wretched swamp, as foretold by the gameweaver Hidetaka Miyazaki

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 36 points 2 days ago

So very weird that this article makes no mention of the multiple volumes of books that Xi has published about political theory and practice, that you can request English translations of, for free, from the party.

The author must have just forgot to mention that while they were accusing Xi of having faked his degrees

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

It'd be nice if Capcom could give that a remaster like Ghost Trick and the Ace Attorney games considering they've ported Okami to just about everything

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

At least one coworker per week for the past four weeks has called in sick with confirmed Covid at my workplace and I'm still the only person at the office who wears a mask and eats outside instead of at my desk.

yea

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

Pirated Lone Echo (which can only be picked up on the Oculus store if you don't pirate it lol) and it's pretty great so far. One of the closest things to a AAA VR game that isn't Alyx or heavily modded Skyrim.

You play a robot on a space station near Saturn and shit happens and you got to jet around and fix stuff. It has made it clear to me that in addition to deep water I am also quite scared of drifting untethered into empty space ๐Ÿ‘

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago

lmao I love how even if I was interested in playing Destiny 2 for the story content, I literally cannot as chunks of it have been removed from the game and are inaccessible thanks to the Live Service treadmill. Including DLC people paid separately for, apparently!

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

idk, I'm not a Christian but DreamWorks' The Prince of Egypt fucking slaps

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 83 points 1 month ago

Not sure why you'd want to advertise that you're extremely susceptible to suggestion but maybe that's why I'm not an alpha male

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 103 points 2 months ago

damn I guess I'll just have to actually commit to downloading and watching pirated TV shows and movies instead of endlessly grazing on video essays while I'm working on stuff

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 113 points 3 months ago

Yeah I'm a single issue voter.

big-cool

I'm looking for a single issue Biden is actually making a positive impact on before I vote for him.

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cri

You just can't. There's too many of them. And they keep making more of them! When will the suffering end?

ooooooooooooooh

They should stop making games for at least a year so I can catch up.

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This is not a high effort bit, this 'youtuber' has already made a name for himself outsourcing his videos to other people writing scripts and running it through an AI model of his voice. He's almost certainly doing it as a proof of concept tech demo to sell the AI pipeline and consulting to other media agencies but yeesh

lol. lmao.

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 95 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Countdown until inaccurate AI images start appearing in American school textbooks because some shits in Texas wanted to save a few bucks on stock art

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Anti-piracy Nintendo paypigs have failed to consider how effective the wear and tear aspect of data rot is at eroding media preservation

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look at its fuckin peets.

you just know it would go flap flap flap if it waddled across a linoleum floor

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forbidden sippy (hexbear.net)

yim yum

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by laziestflagellant@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

todd NOOOOO

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

In my defense I picked up a cheap used VR headset and playing Skyrim in VR and holding all the sparkly spells in your hands is genuinely a pretty novel and magical experience

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What the fuck is the 'authentic experience' of a chicken nugget that seitan is incapable of replicating, anyways? Also the burger patties I ate in school as a cringe baby carnist were 60% TVP soy to begin with, so if anything I'm being even more honest with my frozen slabs now

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by laziestflagellant@hexbear.net to c/games@hexbear.net

Like me sadness

Please I just want to jam out a little to Undertale tracks what the hell is this

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"Pro Tiananmen Square posts get removed off of Chinese social media? No shit. Imagine if the January 6th protestors had strung up and set a bunch of the National Guard on fire and you posted saying they didn't go far enough, most places on the web would remove your posts, except maybe Elon Musk's twitter."

Pros: Any libs wanting to engage would have to either read more about the events leading up to and during the Tiananmen Square protests or admit that January 6th was a nothing event

Cons: none

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no but seriously though

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