hmmm

You skipped a few steps. First, throw the bottle out of the shower on to the floor so that you see it when you get out. Then, see the bottle on the floor when you get out and remember why it's there. Now, place that bottle somewhere to remind yourself to buy more. Lastly, realize that you forgot to wash your junk because of that whole empty bottle situation while eating lunch and smelling funk.

"Me" shouldn't be allowed to do adult things

Oh, "mushrooms", ya those be enlightening

Hi

No

I read this. I should be good for another year or so.

I find that I excel at nothing. Is that what I'm "supposed" to be doing?

Those nips look like they taste like cotton candy, and I'm in to it.

They said 'real' work, which probably means manual labor. Old money or new money, I doubt any of them made it laying bricks or pipe...

Cute! Thanks for showing us.