Totally.

My mom would always ask, "Why didn't you walk away?" And I would respond "I get suspended either way, at least this way everyone knows not to fuck with me."

I am so glad I haven't had to hit someone in a long time.

L

I worked retail at a store that had a rule that we DO NOT rush customers out if they come in before we lock the doors. We were NOT allowed to mention we were closed and we were NOT allowed to roll out merchandise to the aisles.

Corportate was confused on how our store had so much overtime when customers would regularly walk in a minute before close, stay an hour and buy nothing.

Karate isn't in the Olympics because they can't agree on rules and by extension have one rule making body.

What if I told you merging PTO with sick days was to get around the Federal requirement for employers to not use your use of sick days against you. By eliminating sick days and rolling them all into one pool, they now can use being sick as an excuse to fire you.

I did the math. Even at 3 meals a day a dog is not living that long.

No. It's beautiful all on its own.

Should be m'leige

I can't count the number of times I mention to my students that body cell mutations (or in this case surgery) do not affect reproductive cells XD

I do when my employer questions my call out.

Wow med school has really upped their game.

Teacher.