lime

joined 2 years ago
[–] lime@feddit.nu 10 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

this is going to be a super obscure one.

so there's this popular swedish movie franchise that started out as an adoption of a danish movie franchise, but blew through all of their scripts and outgrew it after just three films. it's about a trio of thieves who try to steal high-stakes targets by means of ludicrous plans[^1] but usually fail due to sheer incompetency, only to then have the treasure land in their lap by sheer luck at the end. and in the late 90's, when macromedia shockwave was the big thing, a couple of shockwave-based point-and-click adventures were released with the trio as protagonists. each character has their own special skill, and you need to switch between them to use them. a fun premise, and a fitting one.

the problems start almost immediately. the first puzzle in the game is to blow up a door using dynamite, and at your home base you have five different bags of dynamite to choose from, from one to five sticks. if you pick three, you get through the door. if you take any more, you blow the whole wall out and the police are immediately alerted. game over. if you pick less, you make too much noise and the police are immediately alerted. game over. and if you pick them all up and select the right one, the rest stay in your inventory for the entire game. the inventory is a bar at the bottom of the screen you have to scroll from left to right, and there's so many junk items to pick up that you can easily spend minutes searching for every puzzle. and you don't know what items are junk without playing because while the heist and the items needed for it is planned out beforehand, getting those items always involves hilarious hi-jinks and inventory puzzles. and then the actual heists involve hilarious hi-jinks, inventory puzzles, and extremely exact timing. in a game running on shockwave. at something like five frames per second.

my family gathered around the pc and managed to get through it after many gruelling nights, but only because my mum repeatedly flirted with the studio's it support guy over the phone so he would give us hints.

[^1]: ::: spoiler like for example there's this one heist where a unique diamond necklace is being transported through stockholm in an armored van for display at a high-security museum, and they decide to intercept it en-route. for this they acquire 100 helium balloons, a big bone, a tiny dog, a flagpole, and a sandwich. guy 1 and his kid use the big bone to lure away a guard dog at the marina while the guard is distracted, then replace the guard dog with the tiny dog so the guard faints when he looks at it. the kid then sneaks into the marina to steal a dinghy, and together they mount the flagpole on it so it has a really tall mast. meanwhile guy 2 and 3 hide on a bus to its end stop, where there's usually a bathroom for the driver. when the driver goes in, they steal the bus but leave the sandwich so he has something to eat before calling it in. guy 1 runs up onto the roof of a nearby building to look for the van. when he sees the van approach a lifting bridge, he releases the balloons as a signal to the others. the kid approaches the lifting bridge in the dinghy with the really tall mast so it has to open. while the armored van is stopped at the bridge, guy 2 drives up next to it in the bus and opens the back door, where guy 3 picks the lock, climbs in, and starts putting the diamonds in his bag. but because guy 3 is a pompous ass, he stops a bit longer to pick up some champagne that's also in the armored van for some reason. at this exact moment the bridge closes the van starts moving with him inside. luckily guy 2 manages to also open the front door of the bus exactly as guy 3 steps out. victory! ...and then guy 1's wife gives the bag with the diamonds in it to charity because it's old and ugly and she didn't look inside and they're gonna be rich because of the diamonds anyway so who wants an old, ugly bag. women!

[–] lime@feddit.nu 1 points 4 hours ago

heck yeah, get your kicks wherever you can girl :)

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

i think they're talking about a leader snatching up power to make themselves an all-powerful ruler. where the power comes not from a mandate of the masses but from ~~a wet tart throwing a sword at you~~ absolute authority.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

i do the same thing! that's not disappointing at all, i totally get it. i run and tweak local diffusion models and compressed llms because i want to see how i can bend and break them, and how they react to out-of-set data. i never share any outputs because that's not the interesting part. the purpose is learning! that's a great purpose!

my bosses were the same as your lecturers. for the christmas party last year they made an ai image of themselves as gingerbread men and the result was truly horrifying. they also sent like weekly chatgpt-generated motivational poems in the company newsletter. thank god i am not at that place anymore, some people are waaaaay to into this stuff.

i think the reason you might not have noticed is because we got off on the wrong foot the first few interactions :( the first few times i saw you comment i couldn't really read your way of writing because of esl brain. when i mentioned that, it seemed to make you sad and i felt really bad about it... then it turned out i have one of those mobile clients that don't do display names so i got your name wrong and i felt really bad about that too... but i have you tagged now and i read everything you post and i love your takes on things and the energy you bring. also also, even though i know it wasn't fun for you i really must thank you for your writing changes, it makes it a lot easier for me to follow. i hope you can still get an outlet for that somewhere :(

[–] lime@feddit.nu 6 points 17 hours ago

thanks rocz

[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

im not zitrone, i'm lime! i've been here a while.

and no, it's a great post! makes you think about stuff, like most things you do! i see how you could have taken it that way though, sorry about that.

i was trying to say that the human intention behind something is what really matters, regardless of the tools used. i know you've dabbled in llms before, and i think that's fine as long as it's with a purpose. my main definition of slop is things that are made without a purpose, like just filling websites with text or corporote placeholder art. even the worst quality human-made thing imaginable is better than that because someone wanted to make it.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 1 day ago

yeah but you've been away for like two days

the meta has shifted

[–] lime@feddit.nu 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

i really like the word brainmade. because yeah, just because a human made it doesn't mean it's good. but if they had an idea, and they created something from it, no matter how, that's still worth something.

also hiii maria :3

[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 1 day ago

no im sweedish

[–] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 2 days ago

it shut down because it's not needed anymore.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 38 points 2 days ago (4 children)

wait, are black people more radiation-resistant?

 

i think i compulsively "remix" things. not in a musical sense, but in a conversational one. it doesn't feel to me like it's enough to just react: if i send a meme to a friend, they will usually respond with an emoji, but when they send something to me i feel this... pull to continue the conversation. the original joke is not enough, it needs to be riffed on. if i can't think of a witty comment for the thing, i often do not respond at all until i've thought of something.

what's more, when i meet someone in real life whose response to a thing is just confirming the meme/reference out loud, i get annoyed. i'm fine with it in text form (it's always fun to imagine someone chuckling looking at their phone), but when i make an allusion to a reference and someone goes "ah, " i feel like the conversation has just stalled. it makes me feel like i'm in the big bang theory and i have to pause for the laugh track. for some reason band kids do this a lot, don't ask me why.

is this... weird? i feel like it's weird.

 

when reading through the jellyfin with chromecast guide i realized that it would probably be less effort to just let the casting api be public, with the added bonus that i could then cast my library to any device that supports it. but that seems like it would paint a giant target on the server.

what's the recommended way of doing stuff like this? ideally i want to be able to go to someone's house and just play some of my media on their tv.

not that any of this is doable in the near future, since i'm behind cgnat and won't get my colocated bounce server up until spring.

 

hej feddit,

vi verkar ha rätt tajta begränsningar när det kommer till bilder? många poster från andra instanser som bara består av bilder är ofta helt tomma när man ser dem härifrån. ser även att detta gäller bilder som inkluderas direkt i markdown, eftersom de hamnar bakom en lokal image_proxy-url som gör nån slags validering.

reagerade på detta efter att jag gjorde en gif-reply och inte såg bilden, och när jag gick till den genererade urlen (som var typ feddit/api/image_proxy?src=blablabla) så fick jag tillbaka en json-blobba med felmeddelandet "too wide". bilden i fråga är 300 pixlar bred så det känns extremt snålt, speciellt med tanke på att källan var en direktlänk till tenor...

är detta med flit? finns det en god anledning bakom som jag inte förstår i och med att jag inte kollat upp implementationen?

 
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got laid off (feddit.nu)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by lime@feddit.nu to c/casualconversation@piefed.social
 

six months after my last workplace went bankrupt, i'm out again. an international consultancy firm took me and all my colleagues in from the failing business and we got raises and bonuses... and now i've been let go. only me.

they've not managed to sell my skills anywhere for six months, so the decision makes economic sense, but... that just makes me feel useless. evidently the local office feels bad because they decided to pay out this month's salary in full, but that doesn't really help with the self-esteem.

after all the shakiness of the bankruptcy and being lied to about great numbers leading up to it, i just wanted some stability. but fuck me i guess.

...so how's your day?

 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nu/post/13151937

ringtones were big there for a while, but now it seems everyone just leaves them on default.

 

ringtones were big there for a while, but now it seems everyone just leaves them on default.

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by lime@feddit.nu to c/buyeuropean@feddit.uk
 

i finally received my crowdfunded copy of Earthborne Rangers, which due to its environmentally friendly goal, made all their cards without the plastic core cards usually have in order to spare the environment. they're all floppy and fragile, so they definitely need sleeves. only... there's around 1300 cards.

buying cheap card sleeves from china would run me around €16 plus import duty, but all the ones i can find in local stores are like €5 for 100... that's a lot of money. and i don't even know where those are produced.

so, any recommendations on where to get sleeves? preferably with some rigidity if that's a thing that exists? i think the cards are like 88x63mm.

Edit:

Turns out Arcane Tinmen, from Denmark, make some of their sleeves in-house! so Dragonshield sleeves are indeed european, except the really cheap ones.

 

Growing up, portable cassette players were always called "freestyles" here. I never knew it was a marketing thing, or that some other countries also objected to the naming.

this is "original research", which means i dicked around on the internet archive for half an hour. it may be wrong.

 

i love all these little diorama creators that have popped up recently, they make it very easy to create a city that looks good. But they only hold my interest for so long. i'm looking for something with more meat on it. Any recommendations?

as an example, i remember the first time i managed to keep a city of over a million people going in Sim City 4. at this point money was tight, so the building aspect took a back seat to actually managing the city. balancing the budget, fixing congestion, and so on. it was great fun and a very different challenge than i thought i was in for.

most citybuilders these days seem more focused on the building than the older ones. for example, when i got to the point in Cities Skylines where i thought i was entering the "management" phase, i unlocked a building that just removed an aspect of the game. it was like the game thought that planning the electric grid or schools was a chore that got in the way of building a city, and as a reward it removed those chores.

basically, i'm looking for a game where rather than physically growing the city through placing individual buildings, i help the city grow. like transport tycoon, except the city is the focus rather than the interconnections.

a key part of this, i think, is time. a city that is frozen in time and where clicking with a tool just builds things, like C:S or SC2013, doesn't make for interesting growth. a city designed around historical limitations feels more like something that needs to be managed. a game where buildings and roads take time to complete and modify requires more forethought.

workers and resources comes pretty close but the central planning aspect means that i still need to micromanage the buildings. if it was all about zoning, with special buildings being unlocked by the request system in older sim cities ("x seeks permission to build a stink generator downwind of your residential area") i would enjoy it more.

 

I have two monitors, one 1440x3440 and one 1080x1920 to its right. Every boot, the desktop on my left monitor moves over and displays on top of the right one. Killing and restarting plasmashell moves it to where it should be, but i'd love to fix this without adding that to my .xsession. Thing is, i'm not versed enough in the KDE internals to know where this issue even stems from.

I'm running EndeavourOS with Plasma 6.1.5 on X11. I haven't tried wayland since Plasma 6 switched to it and then promptly flickered itself into a crash.

Edit: This machine runs the amdgpu-pro driver, and has done since before plasma 6 released. i didn't have this problem on plasma 5.

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