White Faced Scops looks unamused that this is even a fair competition. Take the trophy, little guy.

Sooty Owl FTW

#MoreporkSquad

A storm be brewin' in the South.

All in a day's work. /s

That's amazing. You should be hella proud of yourself!

Depressed.

"It Takes Two", check it out.

"The most recent reported conviction saw a 37-year-old man receive a 60-day suspended prison sentence in September for pirating more than a thousand works through local BitTorrent trackers." Woaaah now, calm down there, killas. A hand can only be slapped so hard. Why even bother convicting at this point if one can pirate thousands of things and get a sentence like this? Surely they must realize how little of a deal it really is?

You may be joking but if not, there's always people willing to help. You're not alone.

Cool, but $1699 Euros seems a bit much, no? ~$1800 US

You've got nothing to lose, why not?