[-] mack7400@lemmy.world 63 points 6 months ago

Yup. "Trans" is the new "witch".

[-] mack7400@lemmy.world 108 points 7 months ago

As someone who owns my own home, let me just say...me too. I don't care if my house value goes to zero. I still have a house. I don't know how anyone in the middle class can get into house ownership without crippling debt.

The only ones who should cry are the home-hoarding investors and landlords. Fuck em.

[-] mack7400@lemmy.world 46 points 7 months ago

"Why are you in palliative?"

"Silicosis."

"Brah, that is so fkn chad!"

[-] mack7400@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

I prefer flam over flim.

[-] mack7400@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

They"re not my favourite, but they're definitely #2

[-] mack7400@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago

But not a Republican convention. Firearms are banned there.

[-] mack7400@lemmy.world 49 points 9 months ago

Mint would be a colourful toy piano. Just the way I like it.

[-] mack7400@lemmy.world 124 points 9 months ago

It's so plug & play

[-] mack7400@lemmy.world 60 points 9 months ago

Yeah, 30 seconds would just make most blind people barf and shut their eyes until it went away, since their brains haven't learned to properly process the video.

[-] mack7400@lemmy.world 63 points 9 months ago

That chair was made for me!

[-] mack7400@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago

That's one whisper you shouldn't be careless with.

[-] mack7400@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

Right?! I'm just walking down the road, when suddenly a wall rises around me, and a game console pops up in front of me, right to the dreaded Pronoun screen, and the game demands that I pick my pronoun and acknowedge the existence, and therefore superiority of non-cis people, before I can continue on my merry way!! LITERALLY. SHOVED.

/s

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