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We are not the same by moipe in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[-] moipe@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

You shop at the dollar store because you are cheap. I shop at the dollar store because it is the closest store. We may be the same idk.

We need our safe space by moipe in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[-] moipe@lemmy.world 56 points 10 months ago

Anyone can shit in the sink. I am just disappointed that it is you.

Every really nice pen I have ever owned was because it somehow fell into my possession. I use them randomly sometimes as a special treat for myself. by moipe in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[-] moipe@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Oh yeah I used to have these really nice pens, but they somehow fell into someone else's possession. I really miss my black 08 prismacolor fine line marker and pilot precise v7 rt.

Microsoft reportedly pitched Apple on buying Bing to no avail by moipe in c/technology@lemmy.world

[-] moipe@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago

They keep trying to give me Bing and Edge for free and I don't want either. I can see where Apple is coming from.

I love democracy by moipe in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[-] moipe@lemmy.world 89 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Reddit is removing ability to opt out of ad personalization based on your activity on the platform by moipe in c/technology@lemmy.world

[-] moipe@lemmy.world 109 points 10 months ago

alcohol, weight loss, gambling pregnancy, and parenting

Fucking reddit added loot boxes to pregnancy!?

Beetle by moipe in c/internetfuneral@lemmy.world

[-] moipe@lemmy.world 56 points 10 months ago

"Is it a poem about directions"

Lemmy feels so much more welcoming than R*ddit... And it's weird by moipe in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[-] moipe@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago

Ooh look at me I'm a redditor "same poop knife story for 11 years" and how about some "and I also choose this guy's dead wife for 7 years." And now I am slightly less moderated, spooOOOooky. Enjoy these Jesus ads we are "serving" you. I once made a comment on the internet AITA?

Elon Musk’s Neuralink approved to recruit humans for brain-implant trial by moipe in c/news@lemmy.world

[-] moipe@lemmy.world 80 points 11 months ago

This is the one he cooked all those monkey brains for? Pass.

please help me pick again rule by moipe in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[-] moipe@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago

5 so that you can reach the cereal boxes on the fridge.

Earth got an update. What small features have been improved, added or fixed? by moipe in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[-] moipe@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago

Nothing too bad. Wasps and hornets now have knives. Enjoy 😊

family rule by moipe in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[-] moipe@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago

They have the same face and the jacket wearing one has an extra leg coming out of his ass. Darkest timeline indeed.