Get raise, everything gets more expensive, rent goes up, back to paycheck to paycheck, repeat until death

C'mon man just let us buy it. Please?

Exactly, that's what i keep telling everyone. C'mon people

I'm a pro at spitting out so many frickin teeth

When i was about 10 i sent an email to my uncle that said "K cool 🙂" with the wingding smile.

His client rendered it "K cool J" and he made fun of my "jive"

Never sent an email using multiple or nonstandard typefaces again. I guess it was a good lesson, but it's one of those hyper cringe core memories.

Thank you for keeping us updated! I'm at work so not able to watch but being able to pop in here for the scoop is great. :)

And you can save a bunch of time by inlining all this into one query

Jam

I'd assume taste

Snek snaks

After 12 years you'd have gained an entire day! If that's not saving daylight i don't know what is.

She's not my type, believe me folks