He didn't even offer an apology. This is just some fan and jkr coping.

For everyone who has not already, this is so worth a read: https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/ed-msg.html

This is how I handle code at work, almost. Program not working? Who has the last commit on the code? You get the question!

Now do ξ

Earth's surface is 71% water, otherwise this seems to assume some flooded hollow earth conspiracy theory too.

Hold on, Benny Boy told me it's not suppose to be "moist", his doctor wife told him that. Not sure what to believe anymore.

In Swedish there is

"Now the boiled pork is fried", meaning sometging has gone too far

" be on the cinnamon", to be drunk

"Put the legs on your back", to run

"You are out biking", you are missing the point

"Pay[back] for old cheese", to get revenge

" bear-favour", is a favour that gives bad results

"Now you'll see other buns", things will get rough

" there are no children being made here", nothing is happening/its boring/lets go

"Satan and his aunt", all kinds of people/everyone

"Good day, axe-handle", something like saying "yeah, you dumbfuck" after getting a nonsense repley from someone

"In only the brass", to be naked

"Show where the cupboard will stand", to firmly make a decision

"You cupboard", miss the point, being stupid

" shit in the blue cupboard", to make a mistake

Edit: forgot a good one:

"Get your thumb out of your ass", to stop doing nothing and start doing something

Switches to linux: "There seems to be something called X on here! You seeing this too?"

Adam Smith: if you make a profit, others will see it and start a company that will take part of that profit by competing, and so on and so on, util all companies are perfectly streamlined to satisfy demand efficiently.

Neoliberals: so what you are saying is we should avoid competing at all cost? Sure! No efficency! Only profits!

There was an interview with a swedish spokeperson from tesla published the other day, they had no idea that what they were doing is against laws and contracts

Same trick will work next year too!

Don't forget that sometimes you also do work for that journal, telling them if a paper is good enough or not for them, and also basically don't get payed.