"Comin' through, fuckers," has always worked well enough for me. People tend not to ignore it.

Wouldn't mind seeing the game come back. Don't get me wrong, it was pretty shitty. But, for whatever reason, I kept finding myself coming back until there wasn't a game to come back to anymore. I guess I was charmed by it.

Not enough Floppa posting these days. I fear the old ways are being lost to time. I fear I, too, will be as dust, lost to the gales of obscurity some nearby day.

Post more fucking caracals so I don't have to think about my stupid mortality or something ty👍

I think I'd wanna get this for the Mountain Dew-themed PC build I didn't know I wanted to do until right this very moment.

Damn. I always felt bad enough for women with big boobs having to deal with the back pain, but I never considered that they might jingle, too.

SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW KIND OF MALE THAT TRANSCENDS THE GREEK ALPHABET ENTIRELY!!!!

This new type of male belongs to the periodic table of elements. Known for their magnetic charm and iron will above all other types, scientists call this new type Fe Males!!!!!

Could you secretly be a Fe Male??????

Wasn't so long ago that someone would get laughed out of a room for taking the internet this seriously. People never planned for the inevitability of the internet being central to modern life, and, years later, here we are.

So, to whomever needs to hear it: Maybe start taking things like what this person is saying a little more seriously going forward.

Look, I respect your right to be how you are, but keep it in your church. I don't need to see it everywhere I go, and I damn sure don't want it anywhere near me. I don't have a problem with you, but if you try any of that God shit on me, I'm gonna put you on your ass, bro.

God bless my poor folks who regret their Harry Potter tattoo because they're trans. You have my condolences. 😔

It's true. Once, when I was visiting Kyoto, I actually forgot how to eat, and a kind elderly man held me and tenderly bottle-fed me. I didn't even ask him to.

Did he just get done beating the shit out of his dog

Wow, I can't believe nobody's even bothered to mention the style from the definitive hacker movie. Just absolutely gobsmacked. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like:

Notably missing from this picture: rollerblades, fingerless gloves, neon dyed hair, tons of fishnets (which I guess you could probably stylize as fish.nets or something), puffy vest, etc.

In my day, being a hacker meant dressing like a weird raver/punk and sending people a GIF of a laughing skull, and that's how we liked it