[-] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 26 points 2 weeks ago

Here's some toilet poetry I read once:

Some come here too sit, think, and write on the walls. I come here too shit, stink, and scratch my hairy balls.

[-] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 27 points 4 months ago

Water at home HAS NO FLAVOR!

[-] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 17 points 5 months ago

Some people have such great hair you feel disappointed when you see them from the other side

[-] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 21 points 8 months ago

PHP 8 makes it finally possible to rescue the princess, but you accidentally princess the rescue instead.

[-] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 23 points 9 months ago

Or add wine before it.

[-] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 16 points 10 months ago

By running a select query first, you get a nice list of the rows you are going to change. If the list is the entire set, you'll likely notice.

If it looks good, you run the update query using the same where clause.

But that's for manual changes. OP's update statement looks like it might be generated from code, in which case this wouldn't have helped.

[-] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 16 points 11 months ago

Hey, SC got landing on moons working a long time ago at 100 million, so they're a close second to India.

[-] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 year ago

I'd hate to work directly with customers, but pulling the rug from under idiots sound really satisfying.

[-] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It looks like it's decompiled from something, so all the variable names are missing and instead presented with whatever index they had in the binary.

But that's just a wild guess. I don't know what actual decompiled code looks like.

Edit: scratch that, it's just obfuscated code to make it harder to copy.

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/11932567/found-this-nasty-code-i-wonder-what-it-does-should-i-be-worried#11932708

[-] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 year ago

The thing with computer science is that it's always changing, so everyone has to keep learning it regardless of age or prior experience, or they'll risk getting left behind.

[-] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 year ago

Hold on, you're saying C+1 is C++, and C+2 is C++ at the same time there.

Your code doesn't compile.

[-] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

On Reddit I always felt like anything I'd have to say would be completely pointless, because who scrolls down 1000 comments anyhow?

As for posts... The threshold does feel lower here.

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