[-] neoman4426@kbin.social 27 points 7 months ago

That mugshot is hilarious. You just know he was practicing in a mirror looking for something to make him look cool and defiant, and he settles on "toddler intentionally shitting their pants because you told them it's time to get ready for bed" as his preferred expression?

[-] neoman4426@kbin.social 28 points 7 months ago

I often see people butcher the setup to this joke by asking about favorite Muppets, which makes absolutely no sense. Why would anyone question if the Count falls into the category of Muppet for the punchline?

[-] neoman4426@kbin.social 26 points 7 months ago

To be fair, his nut is radioactive as a human as well according to Spider-Man: Reign. Ended up giving MJ cancer which killed her.

[-] neoman4426@kbin.social 19 points 9 months ago

And Agua Fria is in New Mexico. Presumably Texas Red is Texan I guess? Though he's not exactly the hero of the story

[-] neoman4426@kbin.social 149 points 11 months ago

I didn't read the sub they'd posted in initially. Was concerned

[-] neoman4426@kbin.social 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Maybe John Barron, a totally real vice president of one of Trump's companies, will come out of retirement

[-] neoman4426@kbin.social 20 points 11 months ago

Donna Troy version of Wonder Girl maybe? Has black hair and was a Titan

[-] neoman4426@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I still do, though nearly zero of that is due to virus stuff. I'd say for me it's 95% I'm too lazy to retrain myself to keeping a neutral expression, 4% because hiding my ugly mug seems polite, and 1% sickness reduction ( combination of allergies, flu, covid. Etc)

[-] neoman4426@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago

Don't forget the part of the story where YHWH literally mind controls the pharoah into not letting people go explicitly to have an excuse to do this. "hardened his heart, and the heart of his servants, that I might shew these my signs before him"

[-] neoman4426@kbin.social 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There are some bullshit laws making helping people illegal, like I think it's illegal to give food to a homeless person some places. Probably hasn't done that?

[-] neoman4426@kbin.social 42 points 1 year ago

On the one hand, usual formulation is you only get one question, finding out which is the liar alone is easy but useless as then you're out of questions to actually get through the gate. On the other hand, unless you get the information about the behavior of the guards from a trusted source that isn't them you have no reason to believe them, and in fact they cannot relay the setup to you accurately without giving it away if you assume they're always like that as many do.

[-] neoman4426@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago

If you want a similar "glasses actually let you see the truth" format to use 1988 film They Live has a similar moment I've seen people use

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