[-] ninja@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

do you have to say it while flipping your finger up and down over your lips?

[-] ninja@lemmy.world 53 points 1 month ago

There's a phrase that used to be used to defend gun rights, 'If you outlaw guns only outlaws will have guns.'

If you make porn illegal only illegal porn will exist. They're not eliminating porn they're just shifting the source of porn to websites that don't care about compliance with US laws.

[-] ninja@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

player: rolls stealth check

DM: you think you're hiding

[-] ninja@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

“It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see..."

"You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?"

"No," said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, "nothing so simple. Nothing anything like so straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."

"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."

"I did," said Ford. "It is."

"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't people get rid of the lizards?"

"It honestly doesn't occur to them," said Ford. "They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates to the government they want."

"You mean they actually vote for the lizards?"

"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."

"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"

"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?"

"What?"

"I said," said Ford, with an increasing air of urgency creeping into his voice, "have you got any gin?"

"I'll look. Tell me about the lizards."

Ford shrugged again."Some people say that the lizards are the best thing that ever happenned to them," he said. "They're completely wrong of course, completely and utterly wrong, but someone's got to say it."

"But that's terrible," said Arthur.

"Listen, bud," said Ford, "if I had one Altairian dollar for every time I heard one bit of the Universe look at another bit of the Universe and say 'That's terrible' I wouldn't be sitting here like a lemon looking for a gin.”

― Douglas Adams, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

[-] ninja@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

I wasn't aware that every year had a wikipedia page...but I tried some others and it kinda seems like it does.

[-] ninja@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago

The cube doesn't have to be able to take the hit, it just has to not be on that side of the Death Star.

[-] ninja@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago

The stock wouldn't be subject to IPO laws because there was no IPO.

Trump Media 'went public' by being bought by another, already publicly traded, company. That company changed its appearance to become the current Trump Media thus bypassing the IPO process.

[-] ninja@lemmy.world 163 points 5 months ago

Digital age verification is only advocated by people who don't know how the internet works. All it's going to do is drive usage away from regulated sites to unregulated ones.

[-] ninja@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago
[-] ninja@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

It's a lemming.

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