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[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Fight Club, obviously Tyler Durden as the only non real character stays human

[–] TheKingBee@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Who's the narrator? Gonzo seems too obvious, but that's not always bad.

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago

I am Bert's complete lack of surprise

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Jack=Kermit Marla=Miss Piggy Bob=Fozzie Angel Face=Gonzo (did anyone else know this was Jared Leto!?) Assorted muppets are Fight Club members of corse

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[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (3 children)

The passion of Christ. It’s just a bunch of muppets killing Jesus

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[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 days ago

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, obviously Johnny Depp as the only human. Basically no difference.

[–] mastod0n@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 10 points 6 days ago

Inglorious Bastards, we keep Christoph Waltz

[–] schmooooo@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Lord of the Rings, Gandalf stays

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 6 days ago

Being John Malkovich,

Keep anyone other than John Malkovich, in fact John Malkovich is the only puppet.

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Remake Team America with real Matt Damon.

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

I would pay to see this

[–] MarciaLynnDorsett@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

die hard

alan rickman

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Fight Club. Edward Norton. Tyler is Kermit and the end is "Jack" realizing Tyler is just a hand puppet that he controls.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The Muppet Christmas Carol

Michael Caine

Am I doing this right?

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[–] dennisnedry@feddit.nu 11 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Big Lebowski. Jeff Bridges.

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[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Jackass: The Movie.

Wee Man.

[–] rpl6475@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Schindler's List. The girl in the red dress.

So many people would get fired.

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[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Pirates of the Caribbean, keep Johhny Depp.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

But when he's cursed in the moonlight, even he turns into a skelemuppet

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Fifth Element - Bruce Willis

The attempted mugging would be hilarious. The cookie monster screaming "gimme da cookies!" Miss Piggy as the supreme being.

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[–] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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Toy Story

Andy

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 days ago

From Dusk Til Dawn, Salma Hayek.

Just imagining the perverted little Tarantino and Cheech puppets is giving me titters.

"We got velvet pussy, cloth pussy, fuzzy pussy, felt pussy..."

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago
  • Iron man, the only human is happy the driver.
  • All adam sandler movies and adam sandler is the only human (I believe it would just amplify his movies)
[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Shawshank Redemption. Morgan Freeman

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[–] NihilisticOptimist@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The Departed, Leonardo DiCaprio

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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Star Trek VII, Marina Sirtis.

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

John Wick. Keep Keanu. Everyone else are muppets.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Not a movie, but the first episode of Black Mirror and I'll keep the pig.

Or any of Nick Cage's movies and keep Nick Cage.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

The Matrix Reloaded. But only one Agent Smith is Hugo Weaving. The rest are puppets

[–] jpeps@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Donnie Darko. Donnie Darko.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Any of the Die Hard franchise, really. It makes McClane seem like a complete fucking schizo to the point you wonder if this is all happening in his head a la Sucker Punch.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

While that's fun. I prefer Hans as the only human.

Alan Rickman giving an identical performance with Muppets sounds like a perfect film.

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[–] jcacedit@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Debbie Does Dallas, keep Debbie

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 6 days ago

Conclave, carlos diehz

Se7en, kevin spacey

Stargate, jaye davison

Star Trek beyond, Chris pine

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

X files, the tv show. Keep mulder

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[–] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Schindler's List - Schindler

Dredd - Dredd

Master and Commander - take your pick

The Wolf of Wall Street - Jonah Hill

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[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I am Legend.

Not Will Smith.

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[–] useyourmainfinger@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (4 children)

It's Predator obviously, and keep the Predator...!

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[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 2 points 5 days ago

Terminator 2 with only John Conner as a human.

[–] digitalnuisance@infosec.pub 4 points 6 days ago

The Muppet Movie.

Kermit the Frog.

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