I know this is put forth as "both are bad ideas," but faking death sounds great after a double shift right now.
I don't know about crashing, but Grindr has always seen spikes at RNC and CPAC events. This gets brought up every time there's an event.
It's like the whole "Pentagon Pizza Meter" thing.
Coworker of mine was handling hardware returns for our main data center. There were two issues with this: It wasn't his job and he never told anyone about it. Work fired him during his vacation because they saw he wasn't completing his assignments, but never asked him for reasons.
Six months later, the company got hit with over 200k in service plan renewals for hardware we no longer used.
They meant what they said. It's Texas- they seem far more afraid of women's issues than explosives.
So I did the tuxedo thing when I left a job. Security wanted photos.
I told security that there are only two ways to leave if you know it's going to be your last day: Head held high and dressed to the nines, or carried out by as many security guards as possible.
They thanked me for choosing the former.
Plot twist - OP is a cat.
Pretty sure they start with "a".
There was a post a few weeks ago referring to seals as "300kg cats with the emotional stability of a toddler and the morals of a seagull."
So... yeah.
Slightly better pic (my phone is a potato, sorry).
Olaf Scholz
I had a cat that, for 16 years, would unerringly launch herself onto my groin as I lay in bed. Swapping places with my partner did not help. Only her passing released me.