[-] WoolyNelson@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

I had a cat that, for 16 years, would unerringly launch herself onto my groin as I lay in bed. Swapping places with my partner did not help. Only her passing released me.

[-] WoolyNelson@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

I know this is put forth as "both are bad ideas," but faking death sounds great after a double shift right now.

[-] WoolyNelson@lemmy.world 140 points 4 weeks ago

I don't know about crashing, but Grindr has always seen spikes at RNC and CPAC events. This gets brought up every time there's an event.

It's like the whole "Pentagon Pizza Meter" thing.

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[-] WoolyNelson@lemmy.world 143 points 2 months ago

Coworker of mine was handling hardware returns for our main data center. There were two issues with this: It wasn't his job and he never told anyone about it. Work fired him during his vacation because they saw he wasn't completing his assignments, but never asked him for reasons.

Six months later, the company got hit with over 200k in service plan renewals for hardware we no longer used.

[-] WoolyNelson@lemmy.world 61 points 2 months ago

They meant what they said. It's Texas- they seem far more afraid of women's issues than explosives.

[-] WoolyNelson@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

So I did the tuxedo thing when I left a job. Security wanted photos.

I told security that there are only two ways to leave if you know it's going to be your last day: Head held high and dressed to the nines, or carried out by as many security guards as possible.

They thanked me for choosing the former.

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Snow Globe d20 (lemmy.world)

Made a "Snow Globe" d20 (60mm chonk) for a friend's wedding.

I'm making a second chonk with a more detailed version of the mini as an inclusion.

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After unlocking all (current) weapons and strats, sometimes it's just fun to kill bugs with Eruptor\Stalwart.

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I managed to embed two 35mm scale figures inside without much issue. While I was letting bubbles shake out from the mold on my vibration table, I sacrificed an old brush to brush extra resin onto the models to prevent bubbles being stuck in the details.

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Doctor Patches, however, does not like sharing the sill.

[-] WoolyNelson@lemmy.world 43 points 4 months ago

Plot twist - OP is a cat.

[-] WoolyNelson@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago

Pretty sure they start with "a".

[-] WoolyNelson@lemmy.world 91 points 4 months ago

There was a post a few weeks ago referring to seals as "300kg cats with the emotional stability of a toddler and the morals of a seagull."

So... yeah.

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Oversized calico for scale.

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Sibling Bonding (lemmy.world)
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What a difference a month makes.

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Cataphractii with aftermarket shields, helmets, hammers, and badging.

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Not Exactly Dice... (lemmy.world)

Light-up forbidden jolly ranchers.

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Started two days in advance. I am baffled by how many pots & pans the French must have in their homes.

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The Twins (lemmy.world)

Army painter chain mail primer, then a whole host of contrast paints, Nuln Oil, and a white paint.

Magnetized at the waist and for the top weapon.

All my others have magnetized arms, but these were from an old box that only made Warglaives.

[-] WoolyNelson@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

Slightly better pic (my phone is a potato, sorry).

[-] WoolyNelson@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

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