OhStopYellingAtMe

Nothin’ mo fine than a to-go pound of mofine.

You have a hard time spotting sarcasm, don’t you?

I once dated a girl for a while but we stopped dating because she was just too BPD for me to handle. The passion & sex were great, but the mood swings, lies, paranoia, etc. were just too much.

We remained friends though for a very long time. Went our separate ways but were always in touch. Eventually she got into drugs & dating real bad dudes, and I tried to get her to get a grip and stop the drugs & ruining her life. She ghosted me. Eventually she responded (or rather her boyfriend did) that she was in a psych ward for rehab. Our friendship resumed when she got out.

A year later she died. I met her family at the funeral, befriended them. One day I mentioned her psych ward stay. Her mom said she was never in a psych ward. She pulled up texts on her phone from the date range when she allegedly was in the ward.

The whole thing was a sham. She told me she was in the psych ward / rehab to get me off her back. The txt from her bf was just her.

I miss my friend dearly, but finding that out broke my heart.

Yesterday I solved it in 2. Today, no so lucky…

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Girls with grippy socks give the best blowjobs.

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Now I want to see Geordi & Data do the “¿Dónde está la biblioteca?“ rap in Klingon.

You test for Urinary Tract Infections by lighting a match?

That’s how I test for gas leaks.

I use discarded cat food tins. Pour the grease into the tin, wait for it to solidify, toss in trash.

“it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article a dildo - never your dildo.”