this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2025
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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 20 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

at this point I'm expecting fediverse chick to show up at someone's front door with a big pot of beans.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

I think you mean jeans.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 75 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No need to find her, she will find you eventually

[–] trip@lemm.ee 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 5 points 13 hours ago

I thought your girlfriend lived in Canada?

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 day ago

What a coincidence! She is my girlfriend too.

[–] podperson@lemm.ee 35 points 1 day ago
[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Technically

We don't know who Nichole really is. None of us have met her. She hasn't had a conversation with any of us. She hasnt posted anything, and all she does is say "hi im Nichole from Prussia, im 27 and here's a bunch of spam links"

And it's like not even a remotely attractive pic with a modern camera

It's like dial up AIM chat room spam bot quality

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 4 points 7 hours ago

prussia? i thought she was a proud polish girl from toronto. did she lie to me? T_T

[–] militaryintelligence@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (4 children)

You gotta be more specific. There's plenty of Nicole

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We are all Nicole on this blessed day.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I are all Nicole on this blessed day.

[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 hours ago

Hey, speak for me too

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Gumball's mom?

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've been hearing good things about Nicole17

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

That's too young!

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

people talking about getting dms from her, but I don't even know how to access my own dms.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 points 58 minutes ago

Hahaha I sent you a DM

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

Just wait. She'll message you soon enough.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

She's the fediverse chick!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel bad for anyone on this website who happens to be named Nicole

[–] Kalladblog@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Who the fuck is Nicole?

[–] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

If you saw any of the posts about people getting weird DMs from a woman, "the fediverse chick" may ring a bell, her supposed name was Nichole. If none of that sounds familiar, just search "fediverse chick" and I'm sure you'll find some posts.

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Oh hey grrrlll miss you 😘

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah I’ve never received that message yet

[–] Troy00@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

If you find out, let me know🥺