[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 5 hours ago

It really is, and I hope you never ever lose that power.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 5 hours ago

Okay, but if I send you an unsolicited dick pick, who owns the rights?

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 6 points 1 day ago

I was actually the first one to say it thousands of years ago. Pleased to meet you. Hope you guessed my name.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 6 points 1 day ago

Just cut it up into smaller more managable pieces.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago

What about the Cribs?

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago

put a pi-hole in my rooter

Giggity What would be the definition if it was in the urban dictionary?

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago

Coffe and alcohol.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

IIRC on re@it a commenter wrote about how they were in an argument with him and he at some point sent them a nude as an attempt to troll them. Something like that. But I can't find that thread anymore and threads related to that tagged as NSFW won't open if I don't dl the re@it app so take it with a grain of salt.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

Is she single?

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What ... Inhales ... THE FUCK?!

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 8 points 1 day ago

Yeah, but he wants to believe.

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