3/4! Do I win a prize? by noobface in c/historymemes@lemmy.world
[-] noobface@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

that's what her unrequited love interest was saying. og incel.

3/4! Do I win a prize? by noobface in c/historymemes@lemmy.world
[-] noobface@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

ayniewhiney

Typical Yuropean House by noobface in c/yurop@lemm.ee
[-] noobface@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

"plucky guitar riff*

TSMC execs allegedly dismissed Sam Altman as ‘podcasting bro’ — OpenAI CEO made absurd requests for 36 fabs for $7 trillion by noobface in c/technology@lemmy.world
[-] noobface@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago

Imagine never hearing the word "No." as a complete sentence ever again in your life.

An alternate timeline by noobface in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[-] noobface@lemmy.world 55 points 2 months ago

Can't even get HL3 on an alternate timeline.

An angry admin shares the CrowdStrike outage experience by noobface in c/technology@lemmy.world
[-] noobface@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Hey Ralph can you get that post-it from the bottom of your keyboard?

“Gay Furry Hackers” Claim Credit for Hacking Heritage Foundation Over Project 2025 by noobface in c/news@lemmy.world
[-] noobface@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

there are other kinds of hackers?

Doctors hate this one simple trick! by noobface in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[-] noobface@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

I'm in this photo and I don't like it.

NSFW commenter explains how his date would go if she dressed like that. by noobface in c/bestoflemmy@lemmy.world
[-] noobface@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago

stream of self-consciousness

Microsoft offers to relocate nearly 10% of China-based staffers to the US or allied nations — AI and cloud engineering exodus from China begins by noobface in c/technology@lemmy.world
carry or kick by noobface in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] noobface@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago

One of my favorite CS memories was on LAN at quakecon.

1v10. The enemy team just killed 9 of us. I'm the last person up. Demolished them. A couple close moments, but caught almost everyone of them in 1v1s.

After I kill 10 people in a single fucking round, on LAN mind you, some prick on their team types "lucky" in all chat.

I was fucking furious.

So sure enough the very next round my team gets shit on. 1v10 again. I, again, wipe the fucking floor with them. 10 down.

I just stood up and screamed.

Born too early to explore the stars; born too late to buy a house by noobface in c/memes@lemmy.world
[-] noobface@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Draw a square in √99/π easy steps.

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