[-] nuke@yah.lol 52 points 8 months ago

The Art of War by SHO IGU: Chapter 2 - When planning to capture a city in three days, always remember to pack a lunch... and maybe dinner. And breakfast for the next few months, just in case.

[-] nuke@yah.lol 50 points 8 months ago

And the recoil sends it back in. Brilliant!

[-] nuke@yah.lol 53 points 8 months ago

I found this and omg I love it so much I had to share

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Operation NCD SITREP #1 - 25 Nov 2023


CLASSIFICATION: UNCLASSIFIED//OPNCD//PLANEFUCKER//FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY


I. SITUATION UPDATE

  1. Disciplinary Actions:

    • Recent engagements have seen a few bad actors neutralized. Our mod team, equipped with state-of-the-art Genital Vaporizing Lasers (GVLs), has effectively deterred rule-breakers, ensuring a safe and respectful community atmosphere.
  2. Community Morale:

    • Despite the occasional need for GVL deployment, the overall spirit remains sky-high. Comrades have been exemplary in their conduct, with an impressive array of top-tier shitposts lighting up the community. It's a privilege to moderate such an outstanding battalion of enthusiasts.

II. OPERATIONS BRIEF

  1. New Communications Channel:

    • Matrix Channel Deployment: We've established a new base of operations on Matrix #ncdchat:tchncs.de. Your presence is requested.
  2. Recruitment and Growth:

    • The ranks of Operation NCD continue to swell. A warm salute to our new members! Your enthusiasm fortifies our collective strength.
  3. Engagement Levels:

    • Community engagement is high. Reports indicate robust activity across all sectors. This is a clear sign of a healthy and thriving unit.

III. INTELLIGENCE REPORT

  • No updates in this section for this report.

IV. LOGISTICS


VI. COMMUNICATION CHECK

  • "I'm doing my part!" Are you? Let's hear your feedback and suggestions.

VII. SIGN-OFF

  • Remember, "Service guarantees citizenship." Thank you for being a vital part of Operation NCD. Keep up the great work, troopers!

End of Report. Dismissed! Stay alert, stay alive.


CLASSIFICATION: UNCLASSIFIED//OPNCD//PLANEFUCKER//FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY


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From our family to yours (files.catbox.moe)
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Happy Thanksgiving NCD! (files.catbox.moe)
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Jarhead (files.catbox.moe)
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[-] nuke@yah.lol 56 points 8 months ago

This list is incomplete. You can help by expanding it.

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DRONE AIRCRAFT CARRIER!!! (files.catbox.moe)
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NATO biolabs strike again (files.catbox.moe)
[-] nuke@yah.lol 58 points 9 months ago
[-] nuke@yah.lol 59 points 9 months ago

This is clear escalation and we need to act now

[-] nuke@yah.lol 51 points 9 months ago

If God had wanted them to live he would have given them explosive reactive armor

[-] nuke@yah.lol 51 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Truly unparalleled precision

(Cross cut BMP barrel)

[-] nuke@yah.lol 52 points 10 months ago

Leaked video of Russian tankers utilizing the new cope cones

[-] nuke@yah.lol 51 points 10 months ago

Obviously the solution is to stop sleeping

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[-] nuke@yah.lol 52 points 1 year ago

Lemmy also has this and everyone's point totals are visible from the API. If you're not seeing it, that's because your client is hiding it, not because it doesn't exist.

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