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This reminds me, I updated Android the other day and now my phone is running like shit. Damn planned obsolescence

"I'm going to have an early night" and other lies you can tell yourself

I have installed a bidet in case toilet paper gets panic bought again

Deuce in the sink?

I have a copilot license through my work and it's so useless.

Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy.

Ezekiel 16:49

"Fully Functional"

The best Far Cry game

Hmm very mammalian

And it's terrible

You know what doesn't cost anything extra? Jellyfin

Never forgive Tesla