Mmm, tasty god

God dammit, I watched that movie for the first time like a month ago (my housemates wanted to watch it with me) and since then I'm (apparently) suddenly seeing references for the first time

Moral number four! If you're poor, blame the rich.

I don't think porking my throat will help.

Samsung has always been garbage, and they've tricked you into thinking they're premium just like Apple does. My $2000 Samsung TV from 2016 suddenly had serious light bleed at the 2-year mark. Turns out on the forums, lots of people complained about that model having light bleed at the two-year mark. The support forums morons refused to do refunds. My Samsung remote stopped working properly until I reinsert the batteries. Samsung folding phones break from folding, Samsung batteries explode, Samsung products are cheap garbage made to break that try to sell you on a single "cutting edge" feature. Samsung is planned obsolescence. Don't buy Samsung.

I was gonna bring this one up if no one else did.

1. This is why I say "10" is not a number, it just means one big group and zero remainder.
2. I am a huuuuge proponent of dozenal (base-12)

You are hilarious. A true stereotype of your kind. Keep giving us the good laughs, buddy.

120 is a lot.

It's all about the pentiums, baby!

Ingrown toenails happen for all sorts of reasons. Some people like me have perfect toenails except for that one bent nail due to it being smashed under something that one time. There's no need for you to be an edgy dick to strangers.

The dog is not a pet, but some other cat who lives here.