[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 115 points 7 months ago

Um. Next year isn't 2025, son. Step away from the pipe.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 7 months ago

That can't possibly get away from you in the meantime, nope.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 7 months ago

Can he fall down an escalator already? Fucksake.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 7 months ago

Serenity

😭☠️

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 7 months ago

What part of their jobs do you think an AI can replace?

The whole sitting around, profiting from actual laborers part, I'm guessing.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 7 months ago

Oh, only 40+ years too late, thanks.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 7 months ago

Kinda the whole core of "ACAB", really. 🤌🏼

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 7 months ago

Wait, is this same logic why my fridge has a "Sabbath" setting? 🤦🏼‍♂️

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 7 months ago

But wait! There's morrrrre!

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

More or less, "Now that you're out of the closet, maybe when putting an outfit together, you can turn a light on, hmm?"

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 84 points 7 months ago

Bartender: You really think the world's gonna end?

Ford: Yes.

Bartender: Shouldn't we lie down? Put paper bags over our heads or something?

Ford: If you like.

Bartender: Would it help?

Ford: Not at all.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 7 months ago

Something tells me this might just be an elaborate ruse by a cosplaying Colin Mochrie... 🤷🏼‍♂️ (Can't unsee it, now)

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