[-] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 87 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That story is incredibly disturbing....

Only one 11-year-old girl in an entire class did not have a smartphone...?

How long has smartphone ownership and normalized for that age? What age did they first get them?

That's got to be wreaking havoc on their developing minds....to say nothing of their social development.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, go long on pharma.

[-] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 76 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The classics are the point. These aren't meant to be secretive killings, the signature is the message.

They would use a different method if they wanted to obscure responsibility, dispose of the body, or do any number of things differently. Because they didn't, means it was a public signing statement.

Whether it was intended for one recipient, or many, who's to say. Either way, you can be sure the intended party, or parties, received it.

[-] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 55 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That would be extra funny, considering at least some motivation behind his initially bidding on Twitter, was to cash out his absurdly overvalued Tesla stock, without causing it to crash.

Clearly he signed that initial Delaware contract while he was still riding high on mania, but still, his desire to convert his overpriced Tesla stock played no small part. The remaining rationale was mostly drug-induced psychosis, but I digress.

So, calculating fines based on his overpriced assets, forcing him to sell off a bunch of those shitty assets, and risking their price falling closer to their true worth, would be hilarious.

It's also why I am skeptical that they'll do it, or at least I'm skeptical they'll do it in a way that would trigger a domino effect, or market contagion.

[-] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 month ago

Oh god damn it, did I miss that ballot measure?

You know, I try and vote in every election, but I somehow missed the vote on "Support Ukraine or Universal Healthcare Care".

Shit.

[-] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 82 points 2 months ago

This is going to be one of the horrors of Ukraine. A legacy of landmines that will not be cleared in most of our lifetimes, even if the war ended today.

Not the same as unexploded airdropped ordinance, but significantly worse.

[-] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 months ago

Wow, talk about some blatant dog whistling here...

Inner-city otters? Why not just call them musteld hoodlums? Or shrimp theiving thugs?

How much you wanna bet that if this was an artic fox, or polar bear attack, the words inner city would never have appeared in this article...

[-] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 118 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Intentionally misleading headline, but not technically incorrect.

These are designed to carry troops through an irradiated battle space and keep them safe from the fallout. At least while they're inside and the filtration systems are functioning properly.

That doesn't mean they were magically enhanced to be impervious to antimaterial weapons, or other types of kinetic damage that happen in combat.

[-] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 55 points 10 months ago

Well...those were mugshots taken after their arrests on murder charges... wouldn't it be even more disturbing if they were smiling and cheerful?

[-] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 85 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

He's unironically a cuck. After all of Trump's personal attacks and humiliation, Ron went full TED CRUZZZZZZ and immediately got on his knees and started slobbing on Trump's golden knob.

What a big dumb baby.

[-] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 67 points 10 months ago

They did, that's why they hid.

[-] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 51 points 11 months ago

Well, how else should we punish children for...peeing in public? Should we beat them? No, that's inhumane. Clearly the right answer is...checks notes... separate them from their families and stick them in a cage.

[-] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 year ago

You'll be hot as fuck in your home, and then a woman will just turn the AC off and complain about how cold she is

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