[-] poo@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago

Wait how is this blatant lie allowed to remain published online? I thought the WSJ had at least some credibility?

[-] poo@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago
[-] poo@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Ah, so another make-work project that wasted millions of dollars, was built on a broken concept, that nobody will use, and will be defunct in 2 years. Got it. Good job, Spain.

[-] poo@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago
[-] poo@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago

Funnily enough I heard that internally they were talking about asking to have me come back as a contractor (with insane pay) but I was so much enjoying my time away from such a toxic company that nothing could make me return. I took a 7-month staycation after quitting just to unfuck how much they fucked up my brain, self-worth, and anxiety

[-] poo@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago

Cops are all cowards

[-] poo@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

People become cops because they already were pussies

[-] poo@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

There was a segment in the 2005 game "Condemned: Criminal Origins" where mannequins in a department store at night would only move (and surround you) when you weren't looking. Scared the shit of me way back then.

[-] poo@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago

You're a clown and embarrassing yourself.

[-] poo@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago

I can't imagine wearing shoes indoors because of how filthy the outdoors is, but good for you for taking the leap!

Wear socks in the house only. Have an indoor doormat near the door where your outdoor shoes sit. Treat your indoor doormat as the "outside" and treat it like lava, not to be touched by anything but outdoor shoes. When you come in from outside, you remove your shoes near the edge of your indoor mat and step your clean socked feet one at a time off of the mat and onto your normal flooring (not on the mat, the mat is dirty).

When going outside, step your clean socks from your flooring into the shoes on your mat.

TL;DR: the outside is lava, your indoor door mat (because your outdoor shoes touch it) is lava. Your shoes are all lava-walking shoes. Your socks will burn up in the lava 🔥

Your floors will be so much cleaner and more sanitary and won't have to be cleaned as often, and you won't have microscopic amounts of dog poop and piss and grime and dirt everywhere.

[-] poo@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

This - people probably shouldn't be going commando unless they have a bidet at home 🌊

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