Where the grass is green and the rates are shitty?
Oh won't you please sell my home?
Where the grass is green and the rates are shitty?
Oh won't you please sell my home?
Because New Jersey has always been right there.
morbidly sexy
There's a lady that pops up on mine because she replies to anyone's post within 20 miles with unhelpful and unsolicited advice. I call her Peggy Hill.
I was sitting in my pickup outside my apartment listening to the radio and some guy just...got in. I asked "can I help you?" and the look on his face when he realized his mistake was priceless. In his defense Lyft had just started in my area and there was only one other vehicle that looked like mine in that part of the city.
I'm only a professional scientist in the loosest sense of the term but for years we've tried to figure out why Joe can't leave the break room to fart and who the fuck does he think he is?
Ada Lovelace
Better download one right away.
Alright then, keep your opinions
The Tufted Shitdick is more suited to a temperate climate but are occasionally spotted as far south as the equator.
Shat next to a deaf guy once. Really made me think about the world.