Wow, I can't believe these Trump hogs have such little respect for private property. Just think about all the law-abiding patriots who were unable to purchase their munchkins and coffee since they had nowhere to park. They may have cost the Dunkin Donuts corporation a few hundred dollars profit that night. They're lucky the police didn't beat them within an inch of their lives and arrest them on the spot for their brazen disregard of capital interests.

If not voting for Biden is a vote for Trump then that means Trump won the 2020 election by around 75 million votes

Your vote is symbolic regardless, swing state or not your vote is not going to decide the election. Which makes voting for someone solely to prevent the other candidate from winning utterly pointless.

How is it even possible to run a youtube channel named "Woke Busters" without immediately dying from embarrassment

The CIA implants a chip in Fetterbrain to control his actions but the chip malfunctions because it was designed by Elon Musk and he ends up joining Hamas. I think this has potential to be a solid screenplay.

This was literally a thing that already happened decades ago. And also a 1980s comedy starring C Thomas Howell

In a just world in the hit videogame Minecraft these tweets would be mockingly read aloud as her final sermon just before the executioner kicks away the chair

We should send the "author" "pictures" of a "pig" with "poop" on its "balls"

TFW you realize that whichever nutcase he picks as his running mate has a high probability of becoming president before 2028

At my last job I was bored so I wrote sql server functions to perform standard math operations on varchar(max) and used them to build factorial tables which I then used to iteratively calculate pi. I think I got up to around 100 digits before I got yelled at for bogging down the server and had to stop.

This is next level shitposting

I had one of my balls removed bc cancer. This must be why I suck at pool.