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[–] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

bonk frothingfash

bonk frothingfash

hmm, how many rerolls we think we got in this sucker? janet-wink

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

de-volition: You wake up in a-

bonk

de-volition: You wake up in a-

bonk

de-volition: You wake up in a-

bonk

[–] nasezero@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone get Fetterman a Cybertruck (it has poor visibility and no crumble zones)

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

oh it has crumble zones, but it takes a few years for oxidation to make them functional

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago

I hope he dies

[–] xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 37 points 1 year ago

The funniest turn of events the universe could give us is that a second bonk to the head turns him into the most hardcore Maoist

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

chopped & screwed Twin peaks intro begins

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

What if he gets even more mask off by calling it a genocide, but still supporting itmatt

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

Too busy thinking about his side chick, Israel.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

:fetterman: So, since I didn't die again, does that mean I have to get even more fasc? 'Cause, y'know, damn..."

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Too bad the crash wasn't 100 mph into an old school telephone pole

[–] mactan@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

he was a zionist the entire time, people just ignored it before

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[–] Yor@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

imagine if he had another stroke during his next public appearance

[–] qaopjlll@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

The CIA implants a chip in Fetterbrain to control his actions but the chip malfunctions because it was designed by Elon Musk and he ends up joining Hamas. I think this has potential to be a solid screenplay.

[–] SupFBI@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

When the car in front of you has a "Free Palestine" bumper sticker

[–] milk_thief@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hitting politicians on the head still sounds like a better plan for political improvements than voting for the lesser evil

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The problem is each hit would make them more conservative.

[–] milk_thief@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

not if you hit often enough

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[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

mr redditman your fired sir

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

bonks in Tf2 scout

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago
[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

My God the back pain I would 'suffer' if a Senator crashed into me

[–] TIN@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

Have you ever read Interface by Neal Stephenson?

In the good universe this man holds the UFC heavyweight belt for 8 years straight

[–] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

There's a John Waters movie called "A Dirty Shame" where people get hit on the head and it reveals a weird fetish

[–] Vingst@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Bulworth (1998)