This person has never read any theory, just pure urbanism youtube

Not particularly, it's basically a long ramble of "See, everything you know is wrong!" and making up claims about the positions and attitudes of the newsthread. Like, it's obvious that it was a lurker, but one that doesn't actually understand why we speculate the way we do.

Read this in the modlog and i'm pretty sure my eyes started to glaze over from the pure "i'm not mad, i'm actually laughing" going on.

Is this Leftbook? This reads like Leftbook.

Wallet, phone, keys. Everything else i just keep in my car or work van. Whenever i see someone add a gun to their list, i always find it funny. It's such a silly thing to walk around with

"He's the healthiest he's ever been!"

Mic Dicta gets resurrected from the grave

Some absolutely massive brains posting in that thread.