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I think id get a good sturdy Rick Diaz that after one sortie permanently looks like Ricky's car in Trailer Park Boys.

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[–] Carl@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

A regular zaku, but painted in a unique color scheme in order to give myself some plot armor. Thinkin' all-white with red yellow and blue highlights, call it the "Faker Gundam"

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Like the civilian Hizack in CCA lol

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All suited up, Boss! Gots me Gondom ready for krumpin' kkkrakkkers!

[–] CarbonConscious@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this the Cortex Command version?

...If not, can it be?

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's from a pixel artist who did a whole series of these (mostly for Tau, Orks, and Imperial Guard).

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hmm, I wonder which one I should choo- oh hey, big zam.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I want a red king crab I call red lobster.

I would put one of these bobblehead dogs in my cockpit and an air freshener that smells like pine

Plus a baby on board sticker (im the baby) but a cool baby thats why the sticker is cool just like me.

I think im happy with this build.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And then I say 'what's Scopedog?' And you say 'nothing, what's scope with you dawg'

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Reminding me I need to watch Armor-Hunter Mellowlink

[–] semioticbreakdown@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

same. I need to rewatch VOTOMS too

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's so fucking cool, so yes!

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

a Marauder MAD-3R

[–] tim_curry@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Unicron... Wait. Wrong mecha anime.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

KX139 Ta'unar Supremacy Armour equipped with a Pulse Ordinance Multi-Driver and twin Tri-Axis Ion cannons.

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I dunno, i'm probably gonna be the poor fucker who has to repair them. Panel matching on a mecha has to be a huge pain in the ass.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think in 08th MS Team they just mounted random Zaku chunks onto the broken bits of the gundam

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yep, the chest armor of the EZ-8 was from welded scrap Zaku II bits. I think Karen had a Ground type Gundam with a GM head, too.

They did a Zaku head Gundam in ZZ.

Requiem for Vengeance was mid, but there a cool scraped together Zaku II in it.

[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is a very tough question. I'm between these three, obviously it has to be Red. Probably go with Astraea Type-F2 in the end

MSN-06S Sinanju

GNY-001F2 Gundam Astraea Type-F2

MBF-P02Kai Gundam Astray Red Frame

[–] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

I think I'd go with a Jade Phoenix config B

Normally I'd go for an atlas for the heavyweight slugging fest but nothing beats dropping dipshits before they even know what ventilated them.

Also I'd choose to be partners with an uncorrupted Castigator-class Titan from warhammer but honestly warhammer mechas are cheating because of how fucking absurd they are

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

birthday. oiled up like the ancient greeks.

[–] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Turn A Gundam for vital cow transport.

(Honorable mentions(and some non-MSG) , Heavy Arms, Psycho Zaku, or Dark Horn for over the top artillery barrage, or a Blade Liger)

[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I would like to have a 70 meter Tall Steel collossus that can only open Wine bottles . thats his function.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

in the big battle there are always little cuts towards him , wondering about the right kind of wine to open when the others have won.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

One of the ones with funnels to really get the space autism powers going

[–] semioticbreakdown@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

white glint (but probably a GM model if i really had to stick to mobile suits)

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Wing Zero. So that way whenever I show up people can be like, "It's Wing Zero!🙋" And then when I'm not around they can be like, "Where's Wing Zero?🤷"

Also, I will blast Rhythm Emotion 24/7. 🎶

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Rick Dias is my favorite mass production UC suit!

A Valkyrie (Macross) based on something cool like the J-20 would be dope.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Its up there for me. I like the grunt units

[–] Dyno@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Jehuty (ZOE) when I'm feeling like a big codpiece

Tsugumori (KOS) when it's time to fight alien zombie parasites

RAY (MGS) when I fancy a swim

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

ITT People that know way more about mobile suits than me.