Also, I recommend folks wait for Woke 2.1, these major releases always have some kinks to work out.
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Dude wrote a whole book calling his contemporaries in Europe baby-brains. This bit is always darkly funny to me, knowing how correct Lenin was:
Should We Participate in Bourgeois Parliaments?
It is with the utmost contempt—and the utmost levity—that the German “Left” Communists reply to this question in the negative.Their arguments? In the passage quoted above we read:
“. . . All reversion to parliamentary forms of struggle, which have become historically and politically obsolete, must be emphatically rejected. . . .”
This is said with ridiculous pretentiousness, and is patently wrong. “Reversion” to parliamentarianism, forsooth! Perhaps there is already a Soviet republic in Germany? It does not look like it! How, then, can one speak of “reversion”? Is this not an empty phrase?
These German communists are talking a lot of shit for a party that hasn't even created a DotP yet 
You're sitting on a goldmine, and you don't even realize it! So many unique marketing opportunities, just off the top of my head:
- Fill little pendants with the swamp water, and sell it to MAGA hogs with some kind of "9/11 never forget"-style platitude, but with the ~~reflecting pool~~ fish tank in place of the towers (with a smoke cloud-shaped crowd of ANTIFA pouring communist chemicals into the water)
- Do the same thing but fill little donald trump-shaped containers with
drumpf did thisand sell it to liberals (MAGA hogs might also buy this tbh) - Get RFK to say the water has healing properties or some shit, then bottle and sell it
The part where Yanis recounts a Palintr developer telling him how "we owe an immense gratitude to the Gazans" because Palintr was able to farm the location data of Palestinians fleeing from Israeli attacks, and then used that data to help better manage crowded events and traffic jams in the West 
First of all, GOOD post 
Also, in my experience, Nintendo gamers are more like the Disney adults of gamers. And they usually have okay hygiene, if only because they want to keep their shelves of collectables presentable.
Edit: can't forget 
Are they seriously so dysfunctional that they couldn't even bus their people in? I guess I shouldn't be surprised that chartering a couple dozen busses is far beyond the capabilities of these same chucklefucks who have been fighting a war on algae in the reflecting pool and losing. And/or maybe they're too busy panicking about how shitfucked this country is, if they're capable of even understanding such things 
10kg at 10,000,000 miles. I would be flying to Tel Aviv in this hypothetical, so you can just leave the cash in the crater of my atomized remains.
People using netanyahu as the sin-eater for all of the entity's crimes are complicit in genocide and belong in the 
The cowards only go AWOL the second they see a Hezbollah drone, but at least in that moment they do hilarious shit like leave the door open to the command center while they run away trying to save their own ass.
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The researchers estimate that the lenses cost around US$200 per pair to make.
Researchers have made the first contact lenses to convey infrared vision — and the devices work even when people have their eyes closed.
Soon, it will not even be an exaggeration to say that China is beating the US with their eyes closed 
I need those audio files (shown towards the end) that attack AI voice assistants, holy shit 
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Hey single quartz factory in North Carolina that the "world's" semiconductor industry hinges on, how's it going?
(www.tomshardware.com)
Quick google search shows that China has its own Quartz mines, so I'm not sure if those are unsuitable for certain semiconductors or if the use of "world" here just means 
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He moderated r/Ukraine, shaping how the world sees the war. Now he has to fight in it.
(www.businessinsider.com)
Real good sign your side is winning when you're conscripting a 39yo, especially someone who is arguably way more valuable left helping run your propaganda war on 
Cojab said her addiction stemmed from stress.
She was the president of a Zionist student group called Realize Israel, at odds with other student activists and professors calling on the university to sever ties with Israel.
It's so incredibly disgusting seeing a puff piece about a Zionist crybullying over a cheese addiction, posing with large blocks of fancy cheeses, and talking about expensive rehab far out of reach of the average person, all while her ideology is responsible for ongoing mass starvation and genocide against Palestinians.
Also, I feel like there's a slammer meme somewhere in here
🧀🧀🧀🧀
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Tesla owners learning about the limits of lithium ion battery physics the hard way
(www.fox32chicago.com)
"Nothing. No juice. Still on zero percent," said Tyler Beard, who has been trying to recharge his Tesla at an Oak Brook Tesla supercharging station since Sunday afternoon. "And this is like three hours being out here after being out here three hours yesterday."
"Like any new technology, there’s a learning curve for people," said Mark Bilek of the Chicago Auto Trade Association.
Lmao, no my dudes, it's pretty well understood that you need to keep the battery warm enough to be able to charge. This is not some fucking unexplored field of science!
I'm absolutely cackling at the radio silence from Tesla + dozens of Tesla owners just sitting around cluelessly wondering why their car hasn't charged at all in over 3 hours. Maybe another 3 hours will do it, keep trying 
Also, a cursory Google search leads me to believe that the Model 3 has no dedicated battery warmer that could be used for this very situation, but instead some system that "runs the motor inefficiently to heat up the battery". Doesn't sound like this can work when the car is stationary, I guess tesla engineers forgot about the Midwest when cutting parts to save on production costs 
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I'm expecting them to use this as an opportunity to test out replacing a dead politician with AI, so that it's more refined once they do it with Trump.