as someone with lifelong breathing problems I can't stand them lmao. Focus on my breathing? Doc, I'm expending all my energy trying to do the opposite

ton of people around me just let their dog roam around the neighborhood and shit all over the place and this one little ratty dog I've personally seen almost get squashed by a car multiple times so my answer is a resounding outdoor dogs bad.

sandwich i put in the oven only got hot on the outside

and they all somehow require an mspaint visual guide like he's john madden

Man I keep seeing clips of this guy around and was immediately put off by his I'm-so-smart-and-cool affectation straight out of the bowels of an undergrad compsci program so I'm glad he's also tangibly a loser nepo baby liberal grindset failson too. And worse, a streamer.

Craniometric scans have detected Occidental Haplogroup B4 presence, adjusting ham sandwich prices accordingly...

Seems like a boss who respects real go-getters, so I'd hand deliver my application. Taped to the backside of a brick.

I'm gonna fucking lose it if one more person decides to be a "good samaritan" and stop one lane, the far lane out of two or more, so somebody can turn across all of them. because let me tell ya bud, when I'm going 50 miles per hour down the road and I can't see past your shitty ultrawide suv I have no idea some fucking jerkoff is trying to turn across three lanes of traffic to go eat at their nazi chicken restaurant for the third time today and in their frenzy they just pull on out like there's not traffic barreling towards them and we almost hit, of course with gestures and honking to imply I'm somehow morally or legally in the wrong. Sorry! Should've turned on my Citizens Band Radio to get the minute by minute updates where you announced your random act of kindness lane closure! It's not LA traffic, the fucker can wait a minute for conditions to clear on their own, without your assistance. Cars are the root of ALL FUCKING EVIL DEATH TO AMERICA

Watched some random video of his a couple years ago and my went bonkers, glad to know it's calibrated well. I think what set me off wasn't even anything explicit but some kind of chanbrain phrasing/shibboleth that immediately made me uneasy. Good riddance another kkkrakkker down.

high concept prank show. lmfao. what an auteur

this libshit being conveyed through a nazitoss comic really is the cherry on top