It already fucking has one!! And I have prime!! what the fuck

I meant to put a picture

You know who else has dementia?

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The cashier when they tell me to have a nice day and I reply with “you too [full legal name] at [address of residence]”

Google theme looking crazy! Wait. Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Can vouch. Saw this person on the train furiously masturbating while a group of men joined in because this post was not tagged nsfw.

Mmmm yes. Can’t wait to X about this!

Do I take off that plastic screen protector?

What do you mean? Nevermind, figured it out

I figured this would happen

Reddit isn't going back. Even if they did I'm sure they just convinced multiple users to not go back. I hope the blackout and tons of users moving will have a big enough impact to devalue Reddit even if somewhat.

The answers were all copy & paste canned ones. No wonder