Oh god Chuck Schumer and the Bailey's. His fictional long island family.
You are so right about liberals believing in there being a "correct" position. Everytime I get woke scolded on Reddit for trying remain consistent with my ideology it's some liberal angry that my position would alienate a certain percentage of the potential audience or voter pool or whatever. Well or it's a conservative Nazis who literally just wants to punish everyone they feel deserves it; of course the liberals will defend their right to say that, curious they never defend me though.
Worse, he's the pathetic dumb nerd. No not the overly horny nerd one. Okay wait maybe he is the horny one, but not that one. He's the one who owns a comic shop but he's also pathetic because he owns a comic shop. Don't you know girls never read comics. Also his comic shop operates like no comic shop ever, a product of being written by people who have never been in comic book shop, and just wanted some free advertising from Warner and Disney for throwing slop advertising on the screen.
Edit oh God it was a fake news post