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If peeing your pants is cool, then I'm Miles Davis.

And I just don't give Adam.

In space, no one can peer your bean.

Wardrobe could've given her larger underwear, but why?

Well, for God's sake, keep going. Don't stop now!

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I'm 6'4" and have driven tons of cars and owned a few. Stepping into a proper pickup was the first time I thought "oh, a vehicle designed for me." I'm also a carpenter, so it is essential to my work. Memes like this are low hanging fruit.

Yes, we do have a size problem in the USA. Is everyone that drives one of these trucks a selfish, tiny-dicked, backwards-thinking asshole? No, and honestly, the majority of the people that I know are like me and need a work vehicle like this. More than half of them are in a union. We can point out the absurdity of the size wars when it comes to American vehicle design, but stop picking on pickup trucks.

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Nice! My comment was a joke, but it didn't land as such. I'm still going to ask my friends what they prefer, but after a few drinks, because it is a joke query to begin with.