Putin shared a tearful memory of the times they shared on the website formerly known as Twitter, just minutes before he was found dead after exiting a window fifteen stories high.

Heavy objects, on average, are denser at human scales. Dense objects tend to have an aerodynamic profile compared to sheets of leaves or cloth or sand. They tend to get blown away in the wind. Anything that would bind or compact those lightweight things together like resin or water tends to weigh a sizable percentage of the compound. There is a correlation between heavy and fall speed. It took accurate scales and ~0 bar vacuums to prove it was the air doing it.

Try explaining how a helium balloon works without sounding like a wizard.

Mine is infinite ADHD moments where I aim to expel as much information for the internet as possible. I have been accused of typing like ChatGPT. I can and will link to Wikipedia with reckless abandon and use parentheses (with reckless abandon).

I will defend anon on the basis that having your HUD stretch from sea to shining sea assumes I have goat eyes.

Younger generations also need appropriate internet socialization for the social medias. Need to not live under a rock but also not go off the deep end of Insta or 4chan, respectively.

The finer details of making friends on a discord server befuddles me.

His forehead constitutes 50% of his face but is relatively clean. We need more scabbed over zits.

Without giving them the benefit of the doubt, it's because they are being processed through the Israeli military court system.

Wait, military court system? Give me a sec here. Let's check Wikipedia... Hmm...

Modeled on the British military court system?!?

1967-87: One in three Palestinians detained... 500,000... Children and women pleading with soldiers...

Indefinite administrative detention without trial... "secret evidence"...coercion...

Ok, claims of physical torture, lack of education, defacto denial of lawyers...

You know, I didn't know what I was expecting from an entry called Palestinian prisoners in Israel, but I feel sick just reading this...

Oh man, what will be the Fediverse's Mission Accomplished moment? I'm thinking inaccurate targeting of one or more CEOs in a smear campaign. I think that's on brand.

Looks like a Madlibs entry

NESTLE and THE CCP are teaming up to buy SPAMCALLERS

tips sombrero

You know I was about to make a North Korea joke about infant mortality and the post natal care, but if you believe the statistics (13.9 per 1000 live births, 22 per 1000 at worst), they're better than 30-40% countries INCLUDING India, and handily at that (32 per 1000).

That said, I don't know if surviving childhood in NK is more or less cruel.

You can't fault the British Broadcasting Corporation for making a poor acronym choice back in 1922. Just look at Ayds, the weight reducing diet supplement.