What's Clarence's rate again?

X(Twitter) = Biggest Nazi bar on the Internet

All of y'all are wrong. He screeched "FEmAleS" like a Ferengi.

I woke up this morning.

Angry fascist noises

Another reason to avoid uber of any sort.

I blame the English.

I hate podcasts. Doubly now so.

Mephistophele's Third Brown Eye?

Or as I like to call it, the Devil's Butthole.

A lifetime ago I worked at a place that gave a shit on paper for legal reasons.
One night I hear an unfamiliar alarm, as does everyone in my immediate vicinity.
My contribution to the conversation about the nature of the alarm was to say they could stay and discuss it if they wanted to. But I was not about to burn up for the assholes who ran the place. I was out the fire door with all its alarms before they figured out it was a phone left off the hook.

Reverse polarity positron emitter.

Not only does he give money. He votes.
Remember that when you decide to skip an election.