[-] spiderwort@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

The entire universe is beige

(Says a man facing a beige wall)

[-] spiderwort@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

Making you feel bad literally affects the way you feel.

Feel cold? Well the solution to that is to just feel warm.

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[-] spiderwort@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

500 kinds of mangos. 2000 kinds of apples...

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just saying

[-] spiderwort@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Me.

It's an explosion in my head.

Like this : imagine a sound. For example, a cat meow. Meow meow. You doing that? Are you "hearing" that meow in your "mental sound space"?

Now imagine the sound is 500x louder. And it isn't a meow, its an explosion.

It sounds like the blast of compressed air when you disconnect a compressor fitting.

That's what it's like.

It happens in half-sleep.

I've had big blasts that make me go "woah" a couple times a month since forever. I had a really big blast that made me go "holy shit!" just a couple days ago.

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[-] spiderwort@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

Every year the people who send you bills get together to decide how big a slice of you each of them gets.

Yes, it always adds up to 100%

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Strength of character. Stength of personality. Willpower. How does it manifest for a woman? Assume that a woman isn't just a man with different bits.

[-] spiderwort@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

It seems easily done. The only snag I see is getting poop on the camera. Ideally you'd drill a hole and mount a lens flush. But drilling curved porcelain is a bitch.

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To clarify : "strength of character"

[-] spiderwort@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

We're talking about the realness of reality here.

This gender stuff seems rather petty, comparatively.

[-] spiderwort@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Reality is a dream. Truth is falsehood. A wizard tried to wake us up. The Matrix has you!!!

No wait. Penis.

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[-] spiderwort@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Sauerkraut milkshake

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[-] spiderwort@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

Appalling, yes. But give it a couple generations.

Owning pets, land or house? Eating anything but bugs? Absurd! Who do you think you are, royalty?

[-] spiderwort@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

I know a guy who looks like that.

He's good at JavaScript.

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