spudnik

This is why the bedpan was originally invented

I never could until 4 months ago when I took an airbag to the face

Going to the Hasan Piker Turkish Cultural Center in South Brat Summeria

Nothing will be missed

John Podhoretz might starve!

I could see bill clinton doing it, but not for the same reasons. Just as a lil goof*

*In his mind, I do not condone bill clinton

Or mining it with subpar safety standards in a colonial extraction context. Or living near that abandoned mining project for decades. Not that any of this changes your point, just to say that irresponsible handling of uranium outside of a dirty bomb context does have a history of consequences for people under the boot of imperialism already

:his powder blue stanza: would have so many applications!

I swear to god we had a "ill fuckin do it again" emoji but I can't find it

Today, in celebration of pride, I engaged in certain potentially unsavory activities that would draw the ire of

We need so many venture bros emojis stat

In an alternate reality he's just scamming jet ski dealers with kited checks or something

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skyquake

I grew up hearing these, we called them Seneca guns. They were usually mild enough that it was obvious what they were, but every so often they were closer or louder and it sounded like imminent destruction. No idea if that's what was going on, but it definitely sounds similar