You're making me cry at work!

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Welcome to Costco, I love you! If you raise the price of the fucking hotdog I will kill you! Figure it out.

Great write up but implantation in viable pregnancies should be occurring in the uterus, not the ovaries.

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Wasn't it a rabbit?

I used to enjoy how they always use dumb photos of Leon in these articles. Now I just hate seeing his face.

Meowmonella

Mine is the only front yard on my street that isn't just grass and weeds since I ripped out my lawn. I was out hand weeding one day when the only neighbor without weeds in his lawn came over to patronize me (not the first time) about how he just uses roundup and doesn't have to worry about the weeds!

A few weeks later I saw his yard crew show up while he was at work... he's not even applying the roundup himself.

Ahh, how shall I do it? Oh, I know!

I'll have Taylor Swift sign a guitar, a harmless little guitar! And then, I'll put that guitar in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, then I'll auction that box to myself and when I win it...

AHAHA! I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!

It's brilliant brilliant brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!