[-] tetris11@kbin.social 16 points 9 months ago

"Shh! Shh! Guys! Keep it down will you? And can someone tell Anerakios to stop farting into the horses head?"

[-] tetris11@kbin.social 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I Ingest Four Fries Because I Never Yeeted A Burger Across Idaho?

[-] tetris11@kbin.social 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

a resident of the infamous Long Island,

IANAA, what is long island infamous for?

[-] tetris11@kbin.social 14 points 10 months ago

The reply is pretty self-explanatory too. The cable exists in a 4-dimensional space.

[-] tetris11@kbin.social 17 points 10 months ago

I overslept once outside of an airport in Wilmington. It was a dark, dreary day, and all I wanted to do was go back to sleep. Thank God my boss burst into my room, dragged me out of bed, and pushed me in front of that powerpoint presentation. It went really well, despite some judging remarks about having baggy eyes.

[-] tetris11@kbin.social 30 points 10 months ago

This is dumb. Clearly she has massive tactical advantage, since she can teleport out of a camp and forward in time into the middle of a battlefield. Who's to say what she can't do?

[-] tetris11@kbin.social 14 points 10 months ago

Um, Aurora Borealis?

[-] tetris11@kbin.social 40 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It is illuminating that the problem isn't actually wanting to drink whilst driving, but just to pass the time faster when commuting home. The problem is how Americans have designed their cities, not drinking.

Edit: People, not Americans. Freudian slip.

[-] tetris11@kbin.social 27 points 11 months ago
>>> 0.1 + 0.2
0.30000000000000004
>>> 1e16 * (0.1 + 0.2)
3000000000000000.5

Yes.

[-] tetris11@kbin.social 34 points 11 months ago

that statistic cannot be accurate. And yet it is.... yet it is...

[-] tetris11@kbin.social 18 points 11 months ago

Kenshi. Though usually that means that your corpse was found by slavers, nursed back to health, and its up to you to find replacement limbs and then crawl/hobble/run away from the camp when no one is looking

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