theforkcode

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Is there a word or phrase in your language to describe the situation when you wanted to fart but shit yourself? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] theforkcode@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I sharted in maths once, had to walk all the way home holding my wet trousers away from my arse. Good times!