Most of my Internet bill for the month

SCOTUS just gave the POTUS the power to remove judges as well

The brain bouncing against the inside of the skull due to blunt force trauma is technically a natural cause, if you cross your eyes

Evil people seemingly live forever

Anto-DEI has always been a dog whistle for racism and sexism. Conservatives will screech DEI if a woman or person of color does literally anything.

For the sake of the country, I hope he hits it out of the park

We're about to face a not so silent one in the US too :(

War on Terror 2: World War Three is the sequel nobody asked for

Trump's team is also saying the same. I can see it going like this:

Trump backed Israel nukes Gaza. Iran gets pissy about this and tries to nuke Israel. US immediately interferes and tries to nuke Iran in retaliation. Israel, if it still exists, also joins. This pisses off Russia who joins in the fight. China and North Korea follow. Taiwan, Ukraine, and South Korea get attacked. We all die.

By developing a caffeine addiction so it stops affecting me. Also ADHD.

Watch the major news orgs glaze past it so they can report that a geriatric man is geriatric. At this point they're all complicit in what is about to happen in November.

My guess is the flesh can absorb plastics from packaging