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Post nut clarity

Dear Diary,

I have come to the realization that I am my own worst enemy. For what feeds a mans desires also slowly kills himself. Not just his self in terms of his shell, but all that he is and would ever stand for.

I have no desires anymore for the comfort of a woman's embrace and no longer day dream about a home filled with the sounds of children playing. I can no longer smell the sweet smell of holiday feasts or hear the sound of laughter from two families joined as one.

My own bed is a prison, I its prisoner. My connection to the world is the needle that feeds heroin into my veins. I fear I can no longer make or feel connections of any kind beyond those blissful 15 minutes of self gratification.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by vordalack@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

I've been in Southeast Asia and China for a minute and I never get tired of seeing passport bros, sexpats, gamers, and chuds, get nicked by the ladies out here.

A lot of SEA and Chinese women can be absolute alpha predators. Especially the ones that work in sex tourism industry out here.

An elaboration:

Imagine, if you can, being so much of a loser that you think Southeast Asian women would make good "trad" wife. So you pack up, fly out, and with no ability to learn a foreign language, no drip or rizz, you waddle out to the nearest club or bar.

You're wearing a 9 Line shirt, cargo shorts, and hiking boots with lifts. Your hair is in an emergency Norwood Reaper category 12. The Thailand heat is making a weird slime or gunk build right under your gunt and your feet are starting to sweat.

You get to the bar and she spots you like a ripe zit on a Union Electricians left ass cheek. She waltzes up to you and asks "How long you been here sexy man?". This is how it starts and it's the beginning of your end.

A few months go by and you've lost count of how much money you've spent. She spends her nights working, which you don't like, but you do get some loving every now and then, so you're happy. You even bought a little home in the country side, in her name of course, with the understanding that she'll marry you.

You can smell that "trad life" around the corner. One day, she doesn't answer her phone, you can't find her. You show up at the bar she works at and she's not there. You decide to show up at the home you bought, thinking maybe she's going to surprise you—and she does.

You knock on the door and there she is, with her actual boyfriend. It all hits you all at once—your money and status as an American don't matter. You're too stupid to figure out why you suck at getting women and too indoctrinated in the MGTOW, chud, and red pill podcasters to figure it all out.

The balcony is your only friend now.

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submitted 2 months ago by vordalack@lemm.ee to c/technology@lemmy.world

Why are distro communities turning linux more and more into Windows and Mac OS clones?

This is why I use Arch.

[-] vordalack@lemm.ee 67 points 2 months ago

“I voted for the guy that I think is like Hitler to end conflicts and keep us out of wars.”

Did he not read the part where Hitler genocided Jews, Europeans, and the disabled?

Did he not read the part in history where Hitler caused a war so large that it wiped out entire European families, literally tens of millions of Europeans?

The white working class in this country is going to get everything they voted for. I hope Trump floods their neighborhoods with immigrants, LEGALLY.

[-] vordalack@lemm.ee 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sees woman in public

"Quick! Cover your mouth! That's how they get inside you to lay their eggs!"

[-] vordalack@lemm.ee 25 points 2 months ago

It’s amazing how hourly workers brainwashed themselves into believing that they’re entrepreneurs.

They really believe the nonsense that bro podcasters sell them.

They’ll be 40 in an hourly retail position wondering where everything went wrong.

[-] vordalack@lemm.ee 39 points 2 months ago

Let voters get what they deserve.

Republican voters are the biggest simps for big business that I’ve ever seen. It’s like if slaves in America cheered on the confederacy during the Civil War.

[-] vordalack@lemm.ee 24 points 2 months ago

Yes it will be repealed.

An Alex Jones inspired health plan will replace it.

The Trump government will propose the carnivore diet as healthy. Vaccines will be banned. Only Alex Jones Nutraceuticals will be prescribed by doctors. Cardio will be state mandated as an official LGTBQ activity, along with voguing, cardio voguing. Beards will be mandatory, whether you can grow one or not. The only clothing that will be allowed for men will be jeans, stupid meme shirts, motard gear, and line 9 apparel.

The life expectancy for American males will tank to around 50, women and vaccines will be blamed.

[-] vordalack@lemm.ee 30 points 2 months ago

Lol, groceries are about to go up. Trump wants to continue a pointless tariff war with China. It's not going to work.

The CPC is more than willing to plunge their own citizens into poverty to outlast the US. Americans complain over a 20 cent increase in gas. How do you think they'll react when most of their goods suddenly increase by 30% or more?

Chinese labor made the American middle class.

[-] vordalack@lemm.ee 47 points 2 months ago

Bipartisanship is dead.

No one wants to work with people that they view as inherently evil, corrupt, and a threat to democracy.

[-] vordalack@lemm.ee 37 points 2 months ago

They ran Harris thinking she would win based on her demographics. The DNC needs to learn that not everyone wants a black/LGBTQ/woman/etc candidate that just runs on their race/gender/sexuality.

They want someone that's competent that will campaign on policies that will make their lives better. The DNC has moved so far away from the working class that the RNC, the party of wealthy creeps, has them.

[-] vordalack@lemm.ee 56 points 2 months ago

Trump is not going to create a better economy. We're gonna go into a recession and he's going to blame it on democrats and COVID restrictions.

He's going to increase immigration, lower wages due to cheap labor, and cause wages to go down. He said this and the retards that live in rural America think he's going to benefit them. He's going to reduce the power of Unions.

It's clown world.

[-] vordalack@lemm.ee 31 points 2 months ago

It's like allowing someone in your house telling you that he's going to rob you, but he promises to do it LEGALLY. It's hilarious and maddening at the same time.

[-] vordalack@lemm.ee 79 points 2 months ago

Any program having kernel level access is spyware. This is getting ridiculous.

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